Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

April 2011

@NotClrmtConsrv Wrong. I didn’t drink then. The person who did it apologized to me later.

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@NotClrmtConsrv I was checking on whether or not the material I was writing was true. If I have something false up, I remove it when I know.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Not bitter, just correcting falsehoods. I congratulate the winners.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Moreover: his specialty couldn’t be more far from my own. http://www.cmc.edu/acade…

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@NotClrmtConsrv So now I’m a racist. Huh? He didn’t understand the thesis’s argument because he’s an IR prof. I didn’t expect him to get it.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Right, because I’m expected to go through 3 years in 12 minutes to a professor who doesn’t understand a word of what I said.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Sigh. As much as I appreciate your obsession with my successes, it’s getting a tad bit ridiculous.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Umm… I’m not a copy editor since 2009. I’m a CRB fellow.

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@d_meyer @NotClrmtConsrv Yeah, sure was a shame I didn’t work for minimum wage anymore.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Sorry but I didn’t want to work for minimum wage working on a survey of dubious intellectual worth. Not my style.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Actually, I was rehired by the professor who I was to work for under there at a higher rate through Salvatori.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Somebody has been learning comebacks from the Charlie Sheen school of discourse.

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@NotClrmtConsrv What a nice thing to say! Do you kiss your mother with those lips?

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@NotClrmtConsrv It’s too bad that you keep recycling jokes, though. You might lose some of your thirty or so followers.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Not at all! You are followed by all the right people who love gossip! I don’t really use Twitter and you have more tweets.

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@NotClrmtConsrv I think you meant Chuck Norris, not Chick Norris.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Actually, it was chapter 6! Why recycle jokes, though?

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@NotClrmtConsrv Could you be any more cryptic? Inquiring minds want to know!

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@NotClrmtConsrv Yo, how is they like the red man racist? I’m a fury red man.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Yeah, and also a misogynist who is worse than Hitler and hates unicorns because he, gasp, disagrees with your politics.

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@NotClrmtConsrv I wish that that were actually true. More likely: they like the red man. I oblige the ladies.

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@NotClrmtConsrv He also is directly responsible for the gulf oil spill. Yeah, he did that.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Lol.I met her at the FIRE conference in Philly; there are photos of us at the event…

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@NotClrmtConsrv Walking in DC, I went to the United States Institute for Peace. I made sure I oppressed at three minorities before I left.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Earlier today, I kicked a puppy. That is all.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Actually, that shitting on the 7th floor was Scott Arnold.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Actually I would have been admitted as a freshman to Harvard with sophomore standing…

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@NotClrmtConsrv I’m working for the WSJ. I filed my taxes as a journalist and have ethics. So you can’t name anything. You are a fraud.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Name one thing. Go ahead. I’m calling your bluff, publicly. You can’t. One thing.

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@NotClrmtConsrv That’s only half true. I bought two mattresses off of Craigslist, both of which I disinfected and covered with sheets.

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@NotClrmtConsrv Still not funny… teetotaling, for the not win. Better go catch him. It looks like he may have run off with your dignity!

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@NotClrmtConsrv I’m saying that nothing you have written is true. Nothing I have ever written is false. And you know it, deep down.

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@NotClrmtConsrv I met my fiancee in Philadelphia at an academic conference, not on Cragislist.

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@NotClrmtConsrv I see you have been talking to my ex-gf. Too bad nothing you have written here is true.

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@NotClrmtConsrv It sure would be nice if there was anything truthful on this page. Or if the page was actually funny. Too bad.

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