@NotClrmtConsrv Wrong. I didn’t drink then. The person who did it apologized to me later.
@NotClrmtConsrv i’ll be ok, dont worry.
@NotClrmtConsrv Not on campus. Thanks…
@NotClrmtConsrv I was checking on whether or not the material I was writing was true. If I have something false up, I remove it when I know.
@NotClrmtConsrv Read it again.
@NotClrmtConsrv Not bitter, just correcting falsehoods. I congratulate the winners.
@NotClrmtConsrv So now I’m a racist. Huh? He didn’t understand the thesis’s argument because he’s an IR prof. I didn’t expect him to get it.
@lwong10 I love that restaurant!
@NotClrmtConsrv Right, because I’m expected to go through 3 years in 12 minutes to a professor who doesn’t understand a word of what I said.
@NotClrmtConsrv Why would I go to a fountain?
@NotClrmtConsrv Sigh. As much as I appreciate your obsession with my successes, it’s getting a tad bit ridiculous.
@NotClrmtConsrv Umm… I’m not a copy editor since 2009. I’m a CRB fellow.
@NotClrmtConsrv Sorry but I didn’t want to work for minimum wage working on a survey of dubious intellectual worth. Not my style.
@NotClrmtConsrv Actually, I was rehired by the professor who I was to work for under there at a higher rate through Salvatori.
@NotClrmtConsrv Somebody has been learning comebacks from the Charlie Sheen school of discourse.
@NotClrmtConsrv What a nice thing to say! Do you kiss your mother with those lips?
@NotClrmtConsrv It’s too bad that you keep recycling jokes, though. You might lose some of your thirty or so followers.
@NotClrmtConsrv Not at all! You are followed by all the right people who love gossip! I don’t really use Twitter and you have more tweets.
@NotClrmtConsrv I think you meant Chuck Norris, not Chick Norris.
@NotClrmtConsrv Actually, it was chapter 6! Why recycle jokes, though?
@NotClrmtConsrv Who is Chick Norris?
@NotClrmtConsrv Could you be any more cryptic? Inquiring minds want to know!
@NotClrmtConsrv Yo, how is they like the red man racist? I’m a fury red man.
@NotClrmtConsrv Yeah, and also a misogynist who is worse than Hitler and hates unicorns because he, gasp, disagrees with your politics.
@NotClrmtConsrv I wish that that were actually true. More likely: they like the red man. I oblige the ladies.
@NotClrmtConsrv He also is directly responsible for the gulf oil spill. Yeah, he did that.
@NotClrmtConsrv Lol.I met her at the FIRE conference in Philly; there are photos of us at the event…
@NotClrmtConsrv Walking in DC, I went to the United States Institute for Peace. I made sure I oppressed at three minorities before I left.
@NotClrmtConsrv Earlier today, I kicked a puppy. That is all.
@NotClrmtConsrv Actually, that shitting on the 7th floor was Scott Arnold.
@NotClrmtConsrv Actually I would have been admitted as a freshman to Harvard with sophomore standing…
@NotClrmtConsrv It is 9 weeks and can be extended.
@NotClrmtConsrv I’m working for the WSJ. I filed my taxes as a journalist and have ethics. So you can’t name anything. You are a fraud.
@NotClrmtConsrv Name one thing. Go ahead. I’m calling your bluff, publicly. You can’t. One thing.
@NotClrmtConsrv That’s only half true. I bought two mattresses off of Craigslist, both of which I disinfected and covered with sheets.
@NotClrmtConsrv Still not funny… teetotaling, for the not win. Better go catch him. It looks like he may have run off with your dignity!
@NotClrmtConsrv I’m saying that nothing you have written is true. Nothing I have ever written is false. And you know it, deep down.
@NotClrmtConsrv I met my fiancee in Philadelphia at an academic conference, not on Cragislist.
@NotClrmtConsrv Also not true.
@NotClrmtConsrv I see you have been talking to my ex-gf. Too bad nothing you have written here is true.
@NotClrmtConsrv It sure would be nice if there was anything truthful on this page. Or if the page was actually funny. Too bad.
@NotClrmtConsrv Too bad this isn’t actually funny…