@NotClrmtConsrv That’s only half true. I bought two mattresses off of Craigslist, both of which I disinfected and covered with sheets.
@NotClrmtConsrv Still not funny… teetotaling, for the not win. Better go catch him. It looks like he may have run off with your dignity!
@NotClrmtConsrv I’m saying that nothing you have written is true. Nothing I have ever written is false. And you know it, deep down.