Few joys compare to reading a college newspaper. I feel like a dissident reading pravda.
@rjmoeller Watching it now. I’ll send you my phone number.
mastadonarmy My wife cleared out some books today. Karl Rove’s was one of them. See ya, Karl.
@anamariecox if you are going to write something attacking conservatives for not having facts, it’s a good idea to get the facts right.
Communism an ‘Exaggerated Fear’? Social Security a ‘Right’? We Have Jack Lew’s College Thesis theblaze.com/stories/2013/0…
Why will no liberals take my bet that gun violence will be down next time Kelly runs for re-election? #IL02
@GayPatriot Obama does, too.
@GayPatriot And to think that Obama doesn’t even call them afterwards!
@GayPatriot Nothing gay about nonconsensual, repeated political sodomy by the president on the GOP.
@j_arthur_bloom I resigned.
Today’s vote for #Hagel signals the end of neoconservative political power. It also shows that there are ‘Friends of Hamas’ in Congress.
TheIllegit I was really warming up to Rand Paul, too. Oh well.
@chriskrokshow Love your show.
@BuzzFeedAndrew I liked when he endorsed Bob Turner. I thought that was interesting.
@BuzzFeedAndrew Yeah, I met him once when I lived in NYC. He’s kind of a jerk, but eh. So he’s got bad taste in a costume? Big deal.
Could someone please explain to me the big deal about Dov Hikind? Who cares what he dresses up as…
levie Going to be awkward if we find out Daniel Day-Lewis has been doping this whole time.
@francesmartel Necessito un ambien tambien.
End of Watch & Magic Mike got cheated at #Oscars2013.
@ConserValidity Better a red than a red stater!
iowahawkblog “Dear Motion Picture Academy: please tone the political personality cult worship down a notch.” - Peoples Republic of Korea
@wanttruth You too.
@DebraBurlingame I could do with less nudity on the show. Some of us are still prudes.
@DebraBurlingame I have known far too many women exactly like the girls on Girls.
@DebraBurlingame What’s your favorite episode this season?
@DebraBurlingame I’m pretty sure we’ll date the decline & fall of the Republic to her show. But until then, pass the popcorn!
@DebraBurlingame “Voice of a generation” is a quote she uses to describe herself on the show.
@BuddyMashburn Are you calling the Dear Leader’s wife fat? You racist. Bet you like bald eagles cuz they white, huh?
@Jamie_Weinstein You’ll have to wait for the Benjamin Carson presidency before we ban caffeine products.
Remember when we lived in a country where you could tell a terrible joke and the punishment would be no laughter and that’s it? #Oscars2013
@DebraBurlingame How dare you insult the voice of our generation!
@IAMQUVENZHANE, can your first name become a noun, please? I’d love to play it in Scrabble. Not sure where I’d fine the e accent agout, tho.
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence. You tripped into all of our hearts long ago, girl. #Oscars2013
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance L.A. Lakers. No, not court side with Jack Nicholson, but tearing down that gender barrier known as the NBA.
@Jamie_Weinstein The best green tea is Yama Moto Yama Genmai-cha. Get it now before it’s obligatory.
@Jamie_Weinstein I’m kicking back, watching Girls, with a green tea, listening to my mother-in-law do meditation. Relax, I’m chill.
@GayPatriot Fortunately we still live in a country where the Obamas aren’t the only people nominated for an Oscar. There’s always next year.
Come on guys, don’t give #FLOTUS any ideas about Eva Peron.
@rjmoeller You raise a provocative question that I’m going to have to wrestle with.
@francesmartel Nobody has that many shoes. Not even FLOTUS.
@Jamie_Weinstein Who is outraged? Why isn’t political power enough for the Obamas? I want a space in public life that is just what it is.
@Jamie_Weinstein Yeah, in a third world country. Why must every cultural event be made political?
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Beyonce’s next music video.
@DebraBurlingame Just make sure you don’t gulp down my jokes with a Big Gulp.
Thanks for setting #Argo in Southie, Ben. Really got the color of the neighborhood just right.
RobLowe I, for one, can no longer tolerate an award show that willfully discriminates against CGI animal actors. Of any stripe.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance National Geographic’s Taboo episode on Shoppaholics.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Django Re-Chained.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Real House Wives of D.C.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance The Walking Dead.
#NextMichelleObamaAppearance Precious, the sequel.
Oh goodie. A PSA from our First Lady. When can this movie end? #tcot
Positively elated that Les Miserables won nothing of any consequence.
The Ph.D Bust: America’s Awful Market for Young Scientists in 7 Charts - The Atlantic theatlantic.com/business/archi…
@walterkirn Separation of smirch & state?
@hale_razor Walking Dead doesn’t have Obama in it… yet.
famousquotenet There is no substitute for a militant freedom. The only alternative is submission and slavery. - Calvin Coolidge
Poker Is America. nyti.ms/XsAse6
@Tim_Groseclose When are we going to meet up?
@roger_lance Where can I get my suicide pill?
BillDixonish Like a good neighbor, State Farm should give me my personal space and stop trying so hard to convince me how easygoing and funny they are.
@BuzzFeedAndrew Speciest. U don’t know what he knows. He could have the answer to all our fiscal problems! An elephant never forggets.
@BillDixonish Thanks for the follow. I’m a big fan.
BillDixonish DOJ filing suit against Lance Armstrong. Instead of my taxes going to building roads, they’re used to destroy dude who cheated at exercise.
@francesmartel I take the Chris Rock view here.
Sandra Fluke: Military should accept transexual recruits dailycaller.com/2013/02/22/san…
Going RINO hunting next week. I’ll be sure to bring back some pelts. #tcot
@HeerJeet No. But you’ll have to read my book to find out more!
A very excellent piece from Morton Blackwell… The GOP’s consultant problem dailycaller.com/2012/11/26/the…
@robertwmerry Very much enjoy the excellent work you do at NationalInterest, especially your work on Spengler & Rand Paul’s foreign policy
@BuzzFeedAndrew Hey. I’ve got something to give you. DM?