Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

February 24th, 2013

iowahawkblog “Dear Motion Picture Academy: please tone the political personality cult worship down a notch.” - Peoples Republic of Korea

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@wanttruth @TheOnion Of course. Note how O had white kids around him when pushin gun grab. More black children die but he didn’t mention it

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_Snape_ Just a friendly reminder that Harry Potter never won an Oscar. Apparently, inspiring an entire generation isn’t good enough.

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Forbes ? Seth MacFarlane would rather talk about science bit.ly/Wlnbka

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@GayPatriot @SmallgGay Notice the X on the dress. Someone is auditioning for the next X-men.

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@DebraBurlingame I could do with less nudity on the show. Some of us are still prudes.

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@Faztlan @SethMacFarlane Now, now. Don’t you know that Seth, along with @lenadunham is the “voice of a generation”?

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@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel No. A Marine drill sergeant. “Drop down and give me $50…,000 per person for my hubbie’s legacy!”

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@HuffingtonPost no like @SethMacFarlane jokes. I guess it has a hard time with creative people not ripping off other creative people’s work.

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@DebraBurlingame I have known far too many women exactly like the girls on Girls.

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@juleslalaland @jimmykimmel Don’t u know that Hollywood launders it’s money through hubbie’s campaign? Why can’t they cut the lady a check?

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As Captain Kirk’s workout buddy. The years running the Starship Enterprise haven’t been good to @WilliamShatner

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Hollywood’s most visible unpaid star. She’s been on Sesame Street, Nickelodeon, dancing w/ @jimmykimmel.

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Family Guy as Quagmire’s date. Can we make that happen, please, @SethMacFarlane?

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@DebraBurlingame I’m pretty sure we’ll date the decline & fall of the Republic to her show. But until then, pass the popcorn!

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@wanttruth @TheOnion Didn’t Carter consult his daughter about nuclear weapons policy? Yep, just checked. He did.

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@DebraBurlingame “Voice of a generation” is a quote she uses to describe herself on the show.

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Tragedy: Whatever Christoph Waltz ever does @QuenTarantino he’ll never be history’s most famous Austrian. For shame, Ahnold.

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@BuddyMashburn Are you calling the Dear Leader’s wife fat? You racist. Bet you like bald eagles cuz they white, huh?

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@Jamie_Weinstein You’ll have to wait for the Benjamin Carson presidency before we ban caffeine products.

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Remember when we lived in a country where you could tell a terrible joke and the punishment would be no laughter and that’s it?

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@DebraBurlingame How dare you insult the voice of our generation!

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DebraBurlingame @ChuckCJohnson in Lena Dunham’s HBO hit GIRLS, gently suggesting Hannah’s persistent “baby fat” from junk food

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@IAMQUVENZHANE, can your first name become a noun, please? I’d love to play it in Scrabble. Not sure where I’d fine the e accent agout, tho.

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Oh, Jennifer Lawrence. You tripped into all of our hearts long ago, girl.

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L.A. Lakers. No, not court side with Jack Nicholson, but tearing down that gender barrier known as the NBA.

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@wanttruth @HarveyWeinstein Yes. And did you know that @HarveyWeinstein doesn’t think that’s a crime?

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Judge, jury, & executioner for @TheOnion show trials for insulting the oh so very talented Quvenzhané Wallis.

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@Jamie_Weinstein The best green tea is Yama Moto Yama Genmai-cha. Get it now before it’s obligatory.

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At a benefit for child actor promoter Roman Polanski, with her friend @HarveyWeinstein, who arranged the video.

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Seriously @TheOnion Using children to make a point? Don’t you know that’s Obama’s job?

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@Jamie_Weinstein I’m kicking back, watching Girls, with a green tea, listening to my mother-in-law do meditation. Relax, I’m chill.

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@GayPatriot Fortunately we still live in a country where the Obamas aren’t the only people nominated for an Oscar. There’s always next year.

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Replacing @zoesaldana as Uhura on Star Trek. Didn’t you know FLOTUS already speaks Klingon and Romulan?

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Come on guys, don’t give any ideas about Eva Peron.

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SalaciousSully Just shot a peanut M&M out my nose “@GayPatriot: Flo’s sidekick on Progressive Insurance ads.”

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@rjmoeller You raise a provocative question that I’m going to have to wrestle with.

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@francesmartel Nobody has that many shoes. Not even FLOTUS.

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Project Runway judge. You heard it here first, people.

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Hawaii. Spain. Florida. Or anywhere warm for as long as she wants, for as much as she wants, on our dime.

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@Jamie_Weinstein Who is outraged? Why isn’t political power enough for the Obamas? I want a space in public life that is just what it is.

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notmyname02 On vacation. Where else would she be?

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@Jamie_Weinstein Yeah, in a third world country. Why must every cultural event be made political?

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Just remember, kids. Black people would still be in chains if it weren’t for Daniel Day-Lewis. . Django would still be chained.

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@DebraBurlingame Just make sure you don’t gulp down my jokes with a Big Gulp.

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Daniel Day-Lewis is my “beau ideal” of an actor. Lincoln would get that joke.

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Thanks for setting in Southie, Ben. Really got the color of the neighborhood just right.

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RobLowe I, for one, can no longer tolerate an award show that willfully discriminates against CGI animal actors. Of any stripe.

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National Geographic’s Taboo episode on Shoppaholics.

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michellemalkin She’ll be in every movie theater preview telling you to shut your cellphone off & put away the popcorn.

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Oh goodie. A PSA from our First Lady. When can this movie end?

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is ’s attempt to convince us that Carter freed the hostages. Where were you in 2009 when real human drama was in Iran?

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Positively elated that Les Miserables won nothing of any consequence.

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Jennifer Lawrence We Saw Your Boobs GIF via @PolicyMic | Laura Donovan policymic.com/articles/27670…

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The Ph.D Bust: America’s Awful Market for Young Scientists in 7 Charts - The Atlantic theatlantic.com/business/archi…

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@hale_razor Walking Dead doesn’t have Obama in it… yet.

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Long-time escort confirms Senator Bob paid her for sex dailycaller.com/2013/02/24/lon…

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‘I am determined not to be silenced, come what may.’ The Assassin at the Door on.wsj.com/Y9pI4x via @WSJ

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famousquotenet There is no substitute for a militant freedom. The only alternative is submission and slavery. - Calvin Coolidge

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Why you should never horse around on a chair lift. RT Caught on Tape: Teen Falls Off Chair Lift: youtu.be/-f8_m6o37l0 via @YouTube

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