Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

March 4th, 2013

I guess all prostitutes look alike to Dominican authorities RT dailycaller.com/2013/03/05/wap…

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Good job, Australia RT “He’s carrying an AK-47!”: Terrifying armed robbery caught on camera by shopper mirr.im/ZYR9gI

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Mighty odd that the people who freak out about @jstrevino & malaysia ignored ’s ties to Iran.

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Pedroamartinez A clear sign that America is rapidly becoming a Banana Republic is the fact that prevaricating is becoming an acceptable act each day.

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Yair_Rosenberg As @VP Joe Biden takes the podium, it’s time to get out your Bingo cards! tabletmag.com/scroll/125822/… | twitpic.com/c8g30p

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DavidFeith Reupping: Is Iran still hiding secret nuclear sites? After 27 years as a weapons inspector, Olli Heinonen warns: online.wsj.com/article/SB1000…

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@PrezCoolidge Thank you for tweeting at me from the beyond.

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PrezCoolidge I don’t let that stop me. RT @ChuckCJohnson: What would Coolidge say now about taxes? Not a lot. He has been dead for eighty years.

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@EricBoehlert Whatever happened to my body, my choice?

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@EricBoehlert And they should stop. Because a 20 ounce coca-cola is not cocaine and prohibition was and is dumb.

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@EricBoehlert Yeah it is just terrible to let people have choices about what they put in their body. Unless it’s a child. Then it’s game on.

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Ernest Moniz is the first Obama cabinet appointee that I have actually liked.

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New Obama Energy head was fan of nuclear power as recently as ’09… nature.com/scientificamer…

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So a baby was cured of HIV/AIDS? Can’t recall the last time I saw a baby sodomizing another baby or shooting up heroine.

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dwilezol Community grads now out-earning bachelor degree grads!money.cnn.com/2013/02/26/pf/… @joeljmiller @michael_hendrix

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Turns out he’s gay. RT Cardinal O’Brien makes ‘sexual conduct ‘admission as new gay accusations emerge via @Telegraph soa.li/ONnKq9f

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Why is going viral on Twitter? Is it going viral in the real world? Hurray for being engaged.

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HBO’s Girls has officially jumped the shark.

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: Mike Ehrmantraut. Best. final. line. ever.

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Cortana. Master Chief lied, the AI died.

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Don’t even get me started on Maud Flanders. Cried like a little bitch.

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Abraham Lincoln. Tragic, man. Just tragic.

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Something I learned today: gets the name of the shah wrong but hey, at least it doesn’t show that torture works. Can’t have that!

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@ChuckCJohnson For the record, Obama is a Kenyan-American. Or so we’re told.

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Why can’t Americans vote in Kenyan elections? After all, we have a Kenyan president.

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you know it was bad … “@HuffPostChicago: Company loses largest N American contract in alleged bribe scheme huff.to/13ypeZG

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only has to run for president two more times before Fox will make him a contributor. Just ask Dennis Cucinich.

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banned @GOPROUD and @GovChristie because it didn’t want gays criticizing their fab pageant & the fattest pol eating the free food.

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@EyeDesertBlog @rsmccain yea I did! Buy as many copies as you can afford for the very affordable amazon price!

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So glad @KarlRove came to . Just what we need: a white, thrice married Bush holdover. No wonder people are joining GOP in droves here.

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Apparently Lil Kim is a rapper tax cheat, not dictator of N. Korea. Apologies!

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@francesmartel you are misinformed. By twenty copies of my book immediately!

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Kim Jong Un brought Dennis Rodman because they are in a time warp and think he is still cool. Also, VHS is still big over there.

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Phillip_Blond No mainstream party in England truly understands conservatism a great piece by John Harris gu.com/p/3e765/tw

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@ladynra1 @peytonjames looks like they are doing the jobs Americans won’t do and giving us the diseases Americans don’t get. Hurray

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Why did Egypt protestors do the Harlem shuffle? They were tired of “walk like an Egyptian.”

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Basketball diplomacy: Obama & Lil Kim play hoops. Winner gets S. Korea. Loser eats dog. A win-win.

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Why does Kim Jong Un want to chat with Obama about basketball? Because he saw the president throw a girly first pitch.

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Dennis Rodman had a ten course meal in a country where mass starvation is happening, but hey Kim Jong Un is a classy guy…

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