@JohnSunununu Correction needed: dailycaller.com/2013/03/05/wap…
I guess all prostitutes look alike to Dominican authorities RT dailycaller.com/2013/03/05/wap…
@Pedroamartinez But what about the gag order?
Good job, Australia RT “He’s carrying an AK-47!”: Terrifying armed robbery caught on camera by shopper mirr.im/ZYR9gI
@Pedroamartinez What do you here? DM me.
Pedroamartinez A clear sign that America is rapidly becoming a Banana Republic is the fact that prevaricating is becoming an acceptable act each day.
@PrezCoolidge Thank you for tweeting at me from the beyond.
@EricBoehlert Whatever happened to my body, my choice?
@EricBoehlert And they should stop. Because a 20 ounce coca-cola is not cocaine and prohibition was and is dumb.
@EricBoehlert Yeah it is just terrible to let people have choices about what they put in their body. Unless it’s a child. Then it’s game on.
Ernest Moniz is the first Obama cabinet appointee that I have actually liked.
New Obama Energy head was fan of nuclear power as recently as ’09… nature.com/scientificamer…
So a baby was cured of HIV/AIDS? Can’t recall the last time I saw a baby sodomizing another baby or shooting up heroine. #tcot
Why is #HIV going viral on Twitter? Is it going viral in the real world? Hurray for being engaged.
HBO’s Girls has officially jumped the shark.
#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver : Mike Ehrmantraut. Best. final. line. ever.
#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Cortana. Master Chief lied, the AI died.
#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Glenn, the Walking Dead, Issue #100.
#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Gandalf the Grey.
#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Don’t even get me started on Maud Flanders. Cried like a little bitch.
#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Abraham Lincoln. Tragic, man. Just tragic.
Something I learned today: #Argo gets the name of the shah wrong but hey, at least it doesn’t show that torture works. Can’t have that!
@ChuckCJohnson For the record, Obama is a Kenyan-American. Or so we’re told.
@BretEastonEllis too many negatives makes the head spin…
Apparently Lil Kim is a rapper tax cheat, not dictator of N. Korea. Apologies! #tcot
@francesmartel you are misinformed. By twenty copies of my book immediately!
Kim Jong Un brought Dennis Rodman because they are in a time warp and think he is still cool. Also, VHS is still big over there.
Why did Egypt protestors do the Harlem shuffle? They were tired of “walk like an Egyptian.”
Basketball diplomacy: Obama & Lil Kim play hoops. Winner gets S. Korea. Loser eats dog. A win-win. #tcot
Why does Kim Jong Un want to chat with Obama about basketball? Because he saw the president throw a girly first pitch.
@BeccaJLower Very well. I’ll do it.
Dennis Rodman had a ten course meal in a country where mass starvation is happening, but hey Kim Jong Un is a classy guy…