Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

May 24th, 2014

WestJerseyTea Did you miss the debate? Watch Steve Lonegan On The Record
njtvonline.org/programs/on-th… fb.me/2FWbWsDVB

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:46 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

batmans_robyn Hey @ChuckCJohnson I wanted to talk to you about women but I think we should chat about Hezbollah instead theblaze.com/contributions/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:04 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

SnakebiteJones @ChuckCJohnson violence predictable: Mob Turns On Law Enforcement In Isla Vista in April 2014: youtu.be/HCo8CCvOF2U

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 8:41 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

JonathanHoenig The Veil of ignorance is ridiculous.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:11 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Man Accused of Leaving Racist Receipt Sues Waitress and Red Lobster gawker.com/man-accused-of…

via Twitter for Websites

cool_bugs @Bro_Pair @Cybermale1996 @ChuckCJohnson technically we are under maritime law and no income is really taxable, google it

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:13 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

usfreedomarmyx We thought this apropos. U.S. Presidents in uniform. Enlist in the U.S. FREEDOM ARMY at USFREEDOMARMY.COM. pic.twitter.com/zqIzZEEaxN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:04 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

aheram FUN FACT: In the original X-Men: Days of Future Past comics, the dystopia and mutant genocide took place in 2013.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:57 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Doesn’t Elliott Rodger sound like a super villain? Ban movies, not guns.

via Twitter Web Client

JonathanHoenig 70% of managers, 50% of corporate staff and 40% of @McDonalds top 50 executives started in an entry-level position.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:27 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

KurtSchlichter .@BrooklynJuggler I’m an idiot who started at McD’s & now owns a company, is published, is a colonel & married a model. @JonathanHoenig

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:26 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@hai_jessicalee Yes, I love it. Also watch Project Runway.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to megatacocat

Bro_Pair @Cybermale1996 @ChuckCJohnson I didn’t even think Minecraft coins *were* taxable

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:12 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

mycoolaugustine @ChuckCJohnson thanks for paying your taxes you brundlefly’d conan o’brien/andy richter lookin ass motherfucker

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:12 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

whatismole @ChuckCJohnson I’ll have you know my parents pay for everything

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:07 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@Bro_Pair well it depends if you are a man elf or a woman elf. I keep telling the bitches to lean in but to no avail.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Bro_Pair

balqon Was Washington’s GM Stock Sale a Case of Insider Trading? feeds.importantmedia.org/~r/IM-gas2/~3/…

via TweetAdder v4 (retweeted on 4:50 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Prediction: Hollywood anti-gun hysterics will be muted because one of their own’s son did killing.

via Twitter Web Client

hale_razor We now know more about the UCSB killer’s manifesto than Hillary’s brain trauma medical records.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:47 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Why can’t we ban BMWs?

via Twitter Web Client

oliverdarcy Suspected UCSB shooter played violent video game at young age, per his manifesto:
scribd.com/doc/225960813/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:17 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

cupquakes Why does EVERYTHING have to be an issue about race/feminism/religion?! This is about a psycho who committed murder-suicide.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:16 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Woah, woah, people. I’ve driven a BMW, am on autism scale, & still got a hot wife as a fat, redhead. It can be done. It gets better.

via Twitter Web Client

Lonegan York victims: “Tom MacArthur is not a person that I would trust” steveloneganforcongress.com/lonegan-releas…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:13 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@FrankALuna @JGreenDC Because it was mean to gays and that’s not how I roll. I just wanted to hurt you, Frankie. Can we still cuddle, bro?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to FrankALuna

uglytruth556 Video from mass shooting suspect: A beta males pathetic manifesto. (The result of too much drama club & tv)
m.huffpost.com/us/entry/53851…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:01 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@ironmikegallego I’m happily married and we love dancing, friend.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ironmikegallego

@FrankALuna @JGreenDC Now, now, context, Frankie. This was AFTER you guys sued every single member of Lonegan camp & wanted to fight me.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to FrankALuna

@wagnerfilm @pzmyers He said a lot of crazy stuff because he was crazy. And what’s your point?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to wagnerfilm

gun policy left sorority girls defenseless. But you know that already, didn’t you? tmt.ucsb.edu/policy/

via Twitter Web Client

@JGreenDC Sorry but it’s going to take a little work to explain to you why it’s funny so I’m out.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JGreenDC

@JGreenDC No, they subtweet about it to their DC friends.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JGreenDC

Looks like shooter violated the UCSB policy against firearms on campus. Yes, I know he wasn’t a student. tmt.ucsb.edu/policy/

via Twitter Web Client

@JGreenDC Thanks. Your sarcasm is the protest of the weak but you knew that already didn’t you?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JGreenDC

@JGreenDC blame it on the autism then. It usually only works with people outside the Beltway who don’t care about what people think of them.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JGreenDC

@JGreenDC You clearly don’t get the joke. It’s okay. I wouldn’t expect you to.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JGreenDC

SnakebiteJones @ChuckCJohnson Damn! You really have the Beta males all frothed up defending their entitled elitist murder tribesman.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:37 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

oliverdarcy Here’s Everything We Know About the UCSB Mass Slaying and the 22-Year-Old Alleged Shooter:
theblaze.com/stories/2014/0… pic.twitter.com/qruBj0Mjgd

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:33 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

SnakebiteJones @DanielFaye911 Typical LIB-talks about how “it’s not fair” that girls “give sex to obnoxious brutes” like sex is an EBT card.@ChuckCJohnson

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@markyzaguirre @LadyFOHF @JGreenDC @rblotnicky Oh no DC commentariat is weighing in now. Tut, tut, tut, tut!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to markyzaguirre

JGreenDC Like most insults, calling someone a “beta male” strongly suggests you fear that’s your own status in this sad world.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:32 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

So lefty trolls who want to ban guns say I should die, I’m fat, a ginger, to fight me, etc., etc. This is why I don’t take you seriously.

via Twitter Web Client

@deebers17 @eliasisquith Of course he would. Integrity isn’t found at Salon.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to deebers17

@zarry_night @carlyle436 Oh, then I’m bored by you. Please go away now.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to cait_glaze

@zarry_night @carlyle436 Sorry but I don’t care. Many women are raped and don’t talk about it on Twitter.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to cait_glaze

GillianBauer3 @carlyle436 @zarry_night @ChuckCJohnson in life if U are a 4 or a 5 you don’t go after 9’s and 10’s. That’s just life. HE expected hotties?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@carlyle436 @zarry_night dude, it’s never about what we actually say. We all know that these guys don’t actually read. They just make it up.

via Twitter Web Client

@eliasisquith What a strange attack from a beta male Salon editor. Maybe you can call me racist or something?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to eliasisquith

eliasisquith .@ChuckCJohnson says he doesn’t care how his tweets today affect his reputation, so feel free to game those Google search results, y’all

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:06 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

I’ve enjoyed our chat together, beta males & manly women, but I’ve got to go work to pay for your welfare checks. Chat soon!

via Twitter Web Client

@Birther_Watch You mean I was paid to research? Oh wow. Story of the century!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to LOLbirthers

@cd_hooks @eliasisquith I work for my self, bro. It’s called self-employment.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to cd_hooks

DanielFaye248 @ChuckCJohnson he was half white so he was on high on (shitty social justice warrior logic)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:00 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@cd_hooks @eliasisquith I never got fired from the Daily Caller & I never worked there. I wrote there as a contributor.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to cd_hooks

I bet that the shooter, like all shooters, was on pyschotropic drugs.

via Twitter Web Client

@eliasisquith I’ve got my own very successful business, friend.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to eliasisquith

@cd_hooks @eliasisquith They are around and I think it’s more than you ever did as a “freelancer.”

via Twitter Web Client in reply to cd_hooks

@eliasisquith If you don’t understand what I’m doing, you aren’t smart enough to get it.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to eliasisquith

@HGTomato @eliasisquith Yawn. I never spouted any birther nonsense, clown.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to HGTomato

@cd_hooks @eliasisquith Yeah, I got one story wrong out of hundreds but sure, we’ll notice that one and not the one where I stopped a war.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to cd_hooks

The only thing that stops a rich entitled kid with a gun is a sorority chick with a gun.

via Twitter Web Client

In 2009, father of shooter made film that was anti-religion and asked the question “What is God?” Son wanted to become a “god.”

via Twitter Web Client

“I just got fed up with people killing and blowing themselves up trying to buy a ticket to heaven,” father of shooter said in ’09.

via Twitter Web Client

Pro-tip: Calling yourself “supreme gentlemen” is not a good pick up line.

via Twitter Web Client

Oh, look pajama boy did a school shooting.

via Twitter Web Client

NokimboStanley 13 Facebook Pictures Reveal the Luxurious Life of Suspected UCSB Campus Killer theblaze.com/stories/2014/0… via @theblaze

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 2:20 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Funny how the same group that is anti-homophobia/sexism/racism is pro-gingerophobia. Only problem is I am a day walker.

via Twitter for iPhone

Pro-tip: Talking about how you can kick my ass on the Internet proves that you are a beta male, beta males.

via Twitter for iPhone

@ironmikegallego I like raggedy Ann too much. I’m flattered by the comparison though

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ironmikegallego

Ban beta males, not guns.

via Twitter for iPhone

@USofMind @onekade nothing. You are beautiful just the way you are .

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to USofMind

It’s always interesting that those who most want 2 ban guns resort to very violent descriptions of what they want to do to pro-gun citizens.

via Twitter for iPhone

We need to ban the root causes of shooting. You, know, like sorority houses.

via Twitter for iPhone

ironmikegallego @Mobute @ChuckCJohnson no one who owns German products could be an evil man

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:50 PM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

It’s always really funny when beta males point out an alpha males looks.

via Twitter for iPhone

pattymo Perfect RT @ChuckCJohnson: Oh, look all these beta males & manly women tweeting violence against me.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:25 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Oh, look all these beta males & manly women tweeting violence against me.

via Twitter for iPhone

CoFemale I’m pretty sure he came off as creepy to those women who rebuked him. It’s never their fault. @ChuckCJohnson @Aaron_RS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:02 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Santa Barbara rep Lois Capps’s aide drunkenly ran down woman & she covered it up. She should not discuss shooting.

via Twitter for iPhone

Obomination1 @njspotlight @ChuckCJohnson @meirrinde @Lonegan Didn’t Randolph have AAA rating b4 Tom & since Tom spending/taxes up 8%?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:36 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@SteveLoseAgain I know you keep coming on to me Frank Luna but I’m happily married.

via Twitter for iPhone

In 2001, son of famous Hollywood producer also gunned down people in Santa Barbara. Let’s blame Hollywood, not guns.

via Twitter for iPhone

SnakebiteJones @EDDIEBENTZ Don’t drive your BMW thru IV complaining you can’t get laid. @ChuckCJohnson

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

feminists should not politicize this killing.

via Twitter for iPhone

SnakebiteJones @mymomshops Or a riot. Or a Prof attacking teen w/different POV, or voter fraud, or rape. @ChuckCJohnson

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

I’m sorry but if you can’t get laid with a BMW & a famous father you are doing it wrong. It rains hot chicks on the weekend at UCSB.

via Twitter for iPhone

SnakebiteJones @ChuckCJohnson In Isla Vista last night. Drunk girls in bikinis & miniskirts everywhere. This guy had bigger problems than his libido.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:25 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

mymomshops It’s horrible when each time you see a college trending on Twitter, you can assume there’s been a shooting there.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

onekade Entitled rich white men are exceedingly dangerous to living beings.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

SnakebiteJones @ChuckCJohnson Professor Mireille Miller-Young Attack on Pro-Life Student natl.re/1djNd5C via @NRO

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 10:21 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

UCSB shooter owned a BMW but he’s so socially ostracized he has to gun all the hot chicks down?

via Twitter for iPhone

SnakebiteJones Lets blame Hollywood.Last IV massacre was also the son of film big-wig: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vist… @ChuckCJohnson

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 AM, May 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)