Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

June 3rd, 2014

sedaye_iran @ChuckCJohnson In her case it is more like an assignment for EPA.

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We clearly need the FDA to tell Maureen Dowd how much edible pot chocolate she should have.

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willstauff Thad Cochran brings home the pork to Mississippi and brings home the tube steak to sexratary Kay Webber

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Long before Maureen Dowd discovered pot William F. Buckley sailed out to international waters to take a hit. Like a baller.

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ohheygreat A Maureen Dowd on pot column gives me hope for a Peggy Noonan on mescaline column.

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jamesrbuk Next week: Maureen Dowd takes sixteen times the recommended dose of Acetaminophen; warns world of dangers in her final column.

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HumanityCritic “I really want to get high with Maureen Dowd.” - said no one ever.

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miketoole Just obtained this exclusive image of Maureen Dowd after she had some marijuana. Chilling. pic.twitter.com/AtNU4ZMfTG

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I’m enjoying watching Jonah Hill grovel. I predict many donations to the homosexualists in his future.

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Reports of the Tea Party’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

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kerpen Worth noting that only two current Senate Rs voted for D plan to gut the First Amendment. One is Cochran. pic.twitter.com/WvlGdKbNaM

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55KP @ChuckCJohnson @instapundit I realized too late that a vote for Leland, friend of Shrimp Boy, was the way to go.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Jun 3rd, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

@EricKjos @instapundit No, I just don’t think they did a good enough job explaining Cochran character flaws.

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I’m proud to say that the first Democrat I have voted for is Leland Yee, the gun runner we deserve.

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Thad Cochran’s friend Harry Reid promises to endorse that wonderful man. youtube.com/watch?v=DTcg64…

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President McDaniel’s first act must be to pardon the Mississippi blogger who dared to walk into a nursing home and take a photo.

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willstauff Rove controls more money & message than anyone in the GOP Anecdotal perception that Rove is irrelevant advances so

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JoeMyGod Next to speak at campaign HQ will be Clayton Kelly. pic.twitter.com/BRcXd5xxow

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iowahawkblog Having no minimum wage is probably the reason Switzerland is a such a poverty-wracked third world sweatshop basket case.

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Don’t be mad at Senator Cochran for not giving a speech. He’s on DC time, not MS time.

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Moira1987 Because ZZzzzzzz RT @kasie: Sen. Cochran is not coming out to speak tonight

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samrhall My mom’s house. My wife’s family home. Both about to be put on market. That is, after

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WillMcAvoyACN Somewhere at this very moment, Frank Underwood is watching the results and congratulating himself on a job well done.

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@TWINappropriate Where is Cali? I live in California, bro, and I’ve been to 41 states. I love America.

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KLSouth Uh. No… It is not. RT @jlupf: Hard to imagine a world in which Sen. Thad Cochran is insufficiently conservative.

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@annleegibson Um… I’m aware that there is an Internet.

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Hey where’s the Leland Yee victory party guys?

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@tsalad @instapundit Oh, you can dream but gun running is a cool crime. I’m waiting for us to expose Sasha and Malia’s crime syndicate.

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How much would Cochran have won tonight if it weren’t for that blogger reminding us that Cochran has a DC mistress on payroll?

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@freddoso How much would Cochran have won if not for that blogger?

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The problem of running a machine in a run off is that you have to buy your votes twice & that isn’t cheap.

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What was eating? We already know Maureen Dowd digs the edibles.

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Disappointed to learn Thad Cochran and Johnnie Cochran are of no relation.

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@HarrietBaldwin @instapundit @chrisjefferson The West was settled later so there buggery is on the DL. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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@PreppyGirlP I’ve read my Faulkner. I know what’s up.

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The South has risen again… only to be forced into a run off by the DC establishment.

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ColtonHenson @ChuckCJohnson And McDaniels knows a lot about “photo” finishes.

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@PreppyGirlP Bold. I appreciate your courage. Next you’ll tell me retweets are not endorsements, too.

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Guys, Senator Cochran knows all about run offs. Why he’s run off with his mistress to DC.

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@tsalad @instapundit We supporters of illegal gun running deserve political support. We have a president & A.G.

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@jacktown601 No, my friend, the RINO is out of the bag.

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@chrisjefferson @instapundit In the North, being caught with a live boy is compulsory.

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@MorteAiTiranni @EricAmey2 The family that screws together sticks together.

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@kinseyholley @instapundit Oh, don’t take it personally. I know Texas is a state of mind.

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@jacktown601 Isn’t it interesting how power corrupts not just the soul but the waist line?

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@PreppyGirlP I suppose it helps when your wife is in a nursing home.

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@MorteAiTiranni @EricAmey2 You’d be a jedi if they liked each other and you. Polygamy is illegal but wait. It’s coming. Why it’s biblical!

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How many of my fellow Californians joined me in voting for Leland Yee? If we’re going to have a crook, let’s have one that likes guns.

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@jacktown601 It’s a throw back to the machine days, man.

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@PreppyGirlP Surely you should have a mistress in the home state and not in a DC mansion paid for by a lobbyist, no?

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Hey don’t blame me. I voted for Leland Yee in the primary. Because why not vote for a gun running felon?

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@jacktown601 Oh, relax. I know. I just wish we had a candidate that could call a DC mistress a DC mistress.

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amandacarpenter Michelle Malkin was writing about Bergdahl FIVE YEARS AGO folks michellemalkin.com/2014/06/03/exc…

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Kind of surprised that half of a GOP primary voted for a guy who has his mistress on the payroll. Oh, southerners you confuse me.

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Hillary Clinton has been on every side of the scandal. Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?

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@tunkuv Hey David Brooks started us on this whole pot kick.

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HowardMortman That awkward moment when Roger Sterling, on LSD, hallucinates a Maureen Dowd column.

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hunterw Exclusive photo of Maureen Dowd’s bad trip pic.twitter.com/GaD8GvzQhy

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Still think we should have settled the whole thing with a duel.

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lynnqyu In other news, Maureen Dowd ate an edible and then wrote about it: mobile.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/opi…

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@stephenrodrick I would never waffle. I’m glutten free, man.

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Who knew that Maureen Dowd would write a High Times report & be such a narc.

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@stephenrodrick A true adventurer, like any good Jedi, does not boast of his tales.

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@stephenrodrick I’m due for a massage with the thai ladies down the street.

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@stephenrodrick Whose angry? I’m having a green tea and eating my wife’s home cooking.

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I await the report from the New York Times’s ombudsman on Maureen Dowd’s adventures in THC & edibles.

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@JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd I await the NY Times’s ombudsman’s response.

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McDaniel, massively overspent by a DC gravy train that was worried that their mistress-lovin pol wouldn’t have their welfare checks.

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Glad to see Maureen Dowd and the New York Times are printing all the news that’s fit to roll a blunt with.

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@JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd Bitch ate the whole pan. You know it; I know it. Eight hour high is such silliness.

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Tough night for the Thomas Carey campaign. Stay strong guys.

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@JustinRaimondo @NYTimesDowd I’m glad you and I are working on the real story of tonight.

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JustinRaimondo All Colorado pot edibles are labeled as to what constitutes a serving online.wsj.com/articles/color… @NYTimesDowd just wolfed it down:!

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“National GOP sources” are saying it’s going to be a runoff. You know, kind of like they said they’d trounce .

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miltonwolfmd One great thing about actually living in Kansas: After a long day on the campaign trail, I get to sleep in my own bed.

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Looks like nursing home blogger will have to kill some American soldiers to get his freedom.

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smitty_one_each .@ChuckCJohnson Clayton is going to have to cut a deal with the Taliban to get BHO on the case.

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Is it too soon to liberate the blogger who dared to photograph a woman in a nursing home? Free Clayton.

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rubycramer read @mollyesque’s great (& sad) piece on Thad Cochran. theatlantic.com/politics/archi… pic.twitter.com/51teQ86iRY

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Now, now Mississippi. It’s not over until the fat lobbyist sings. Y’all just sit tight, Beltway boys.

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@willstauff How’s it going? It’s not over until the fat lobbyist sings.

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Now Mississippi don’t let Boss Barbour eat those there McDaniel ballots now.

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@BeccaJLower @MarkSteynOnline I radically oppose hugging other men on principle. Handshakes only, please.

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@BeccaJLower @MarkSteynOnline yes, I heard him this morning. They need to give him his own show.

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@Iamdavemac Amsterdam doesn’t have eight hour highs.

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@BeccaJLower @MarkSteynOnline Mark Steyn is the greatest wit of his generation. Been reading his stuff since I could barely read.

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I’m not a conspiracy minded man but I do think it’s odd that Vamos Mexico comes up the same day as pro-amnesty Barbour camp wins primary.

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@smith_s_a @OdieMoats Oh, finally someone with a sense of humor! Where have you been?

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No, like seriously, man. Where did Maureen Dowd find a brownie that gave her an 8-hour high?

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Isn’t Maureen Dowd high for all of her columns? And where can we the people buy such good eight hour high brownies?

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If the Tea Party is so ineffective why has it forced a seated U.S. Senator into a neck and neck race?

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Oh, come on, give us a runoff, Haley Barbour. Call the board of elections & make it happen, man. Feed ‘em a Mauren Dowd pot brownie.

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@WaltPimbley @instapundit yeah, don’t lump me in with that nancy boy.

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Between Maureen Dowd’s pot brownie & David Brooks’s “frolicking” on ganja, I think NY Times should charge to blaze with pundit of choice.

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@scarlettbama Had a great time in Huntsville & Mobile. Got some great beer and mighty good looking women in Dixie.

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We’ve all been there, Maureen Dowd. (P.S. I thought all NYT reporters had official tasters, you know, like Saddam).

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Can we trade Clayton Thomas Kelly, blogger extraordinaire of , for yet? Free all the political prisoners, bro!

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Oh no. Some people I have never met whose “newspapers” I have never read are subtweeting my tweets on . Perish the thought.

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LarrySabato Good to see you on Twitter tonight, @staypuft. I knew you’d follow MS Senate even though you’ve never been to MS due to melting threat.

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Dear Mississippi. It’s really hard to spin a race when it’s really close. Please have more of a blow out next time—DC Commentariat.

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For the record, I had a gloriously drunken time in the Palmetto State. I even said once or twice I liked Lincoln.

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Tomorrow’s headline today. You choose: The Tea Party is dead or the Tea Party lives forever!

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Brace yourself, Twitterati. Everyone from the Beltway is now suddenly an expert on Mississippi, a state they never visit.

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If McDaniel pulls it off bloggers will be breaking into nursing homes across all of America. Hide your wives. Hide your mistresses.

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TwitchyTeam Dean Cain bids farewell to ‘embarrassing’ Jay Carney bit.ly/1pDRx3Q

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Umm.. Why is my polling place in a private residence?

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Todd__Kincannon In fairness to Bowe Bergdahl, he hasn’t killed nearly as many American soldiers as Barack Obama’s VA. He’s an amateur compared to them.

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It’s time to vote for someone we believe in, California.

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Lonegan NJTV debate is now online. You might need to watch multiple times to catch all of Tom MacArthur’s lies njtvonline.org/programs/on-th…

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Ted Cruz’s defense of the First Amendment today was masterly.

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amandacarpenter Terrific write-up in the WSJ about Sen. Cruz’s remarks at Senate Judiciary Cmte today blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2014/…

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There are dozens of Americans jailed abroad on bogus charges. Obama doesn’t care about them.

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@instapundit Qatar is jailing an American couple on bogus charges but let’s five Taliban commanders out and about. freemattandgrace.com

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The Qataris jail an American couple for racist reasons but release Taliban commanders.

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SenTedCruz I wish there were Dem Senators willing to defend the First Amendment rather than working to repeal it 1.usa.gov/1h4MRBi

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FoxNews Traded leaders free to roam in Middle East? Claim undercuts Obama assurance fxn.ws/1rHZ9nV pic.twitter.com/qfKXWuoP94

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Right said “leave no soldier behind”. It didn’t say leave no traitor or defector behind.

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FreeBeacon VIDEO: Bergdahl’s team leader: Bergdahl sought communications with the Taliban before he was captured bit.ly/1oTn9CD

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shushwalshe McDaniel voted today in Ellisvillle, MS. Cochran voted by absentee ballot two weeks ago, which means no Election Day voting footage

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baseballcrank @AaronBlakeWP NRSC would rather lose the seat than see McDaniel win. Would hurt long-term goal of stifling primaries.

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If is a traitor or a deserter will he get five years back pay?

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RBPundit So… now it’s becoming very likely that the White House broke all kinds of protocols to get a photo op with a goddamned traitor.

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Affirmative action admit Susan Rice doesn’t understand the words honor or distinction. So pay no mind when she praises

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Who gave the order to tell our soldiers to sign NDAs for finding the traitor? Why don’t we already know that?

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No, is not the same as . Brody had a convincing cover. His wife didn’t speak Arabic at press conference.

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scandal reveals what we already knew: Obama doesn’t believe in American citizenship conferring benefits and duties

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DavidMDrucker “There’s a lot more stuff that needs 2 happen before I’m ready 2 tell you how I feel.” Sen Risch, R-ID, on : washex.am/1o65a9V

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BradThor left letter telling comrades at his F.O.B. that he’d left ‘to start new life’ dailym.ai/1h4idbd via @MailOnline

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mVespa1 Take a bow, MAD magazine pic.twitter.com/KnwSifPiuc

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The right wanted to get “by any means necessary” before it understood that he was a traitor, left wing spin masters.

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@ron_fournier point of query. don’t we know that the Qataris aren’t monitoring Taliban commanders?

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moody Big ol’ fat subtweet here, but I find the lack of curiosity among some journalists astonishing.

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YahooNews U.S. to appoint ambassador to Somalia for first time in 20 years, though no plans to re-open Mogadishu embassy yhoo.it/1oSIoEq

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New0rleans_Lady NGH w/no nutz POTUS. RT @ChuckCJohnson: How bad ass would it be if a drone strike were to hit Taliban leaders celebrating today?

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How bad ass would it be if a drone strike were to hit Taliban leaders celebrating today?

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DRUDGE_REPORT 14 SOLDIERS WERE LOST Searching for Bergdahl…

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WSJ YouTube still reigns in online video. on.wsj.com/1nI5Tkb pic.twitter.com/dIBts8NiCA

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hale_razor Liberal logic: military deserters who train the Taliban are honorable, and Tea Party members who oppose tyranny are terrorists.

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MattMackowiak Simply do not believe @HenryBarbour really believes McDaniel as nominee would endanger U.S. Senate seat. Feels like a scare tactic.

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kasie Sen. Rick Santorum told me this weekend he only got involved in because McDaniel was under unfair attack for nursing home break in

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Go on, Mississippi. Rage against the machine.

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marklevinshow Reminder, today is the day: elect Steve Lonegan in New Jersey and Chris McDaniel in Mississippi!

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bentonhowser @ChuckCJohnson which Bergdahl?

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ONLINE_HOMIES @ChuckCJohnson I think they would be a lot easier to “hunt down” if they were still in custody

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