@classy2 IT’s one of my favorite movies.
From now on if men say women are attractive that they see on the street we’ll do Clockwork Orange on them!!!!!! You cannot enjoy hotties!
@SonnieJohnson how did we get the one black dude who sucks at a sport as president?
@SonnieJohnson I took it from him years ago after that movie he did with Bugs Bunny.
EXCLUSIVE, BREAKING: ‘Poverty Pimp’ Posters Hit Maxine’s Out-of-District Mansion gotnews.com/?p=2104
@RealDrVenkman I’m quoting them.
TimSeibel On a happy note, only two days til I can eat all the Halloween candy I bought for trick-or-treaters who won’t come to my door anyway.
Which is worse? Obama playing golf all the time or sucking at it? realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/10/…
Make no mistake about it. If Obama could get away with it, he would rule like they do in #BurkinaFaso.
@willstauff she raised taxes a lot too.
Mark Mayfield’s widow deserves better than a Cochran win. #mssen
@Shaftan she does
Mia Love is four points down in a Republican drawn district. Yeah, good job establishment GOP.
@JohnEkdahl no, you supported a racist campaign that smeared the base.
@JohnEkdahl still a RINO, I see
@Shaftan yes if it means Barbour machine broken
I officially endorse Travis Childers. #mssen
We all know doctors & nurses make the best patients. #ebola
I believe all men & women are politically equal in our regime but biologically & psychologically they are from Mars & Venus.
I don’t want a flu shot. I also don’t want #ebola. Deal with it.
@nasboat I don’t know. Can you?
@aschnedl all kinds
@aschnedl no problem there
@DHub2012 it takes two to tango
In the future birth control will be compulsory for all of the members of the Party. #PregnantAtWork
@AnneKTiger2014 link me?
By all means have as much sex as you want. But don’t complain if you get #PregnantAtWork. A child is sometimes a side effect of screwing.
If you’re #PregnantAtWork where you have to lift things maybe you should have made better life choices.
@SHARHAIR figure it out with your insurer
@AndRChelsea happily married
@SHARHAIR well that depends
It’s a ploy. #PregnantAtWork is to make it so that the trial lawyers have new plaintiffs. Employers won’t hire pregnant. So more abortion!
Employers should be able to write into a contract not to get pregnant. #PregnantAtWork
The pregnant moms who send me research at gotnews are the very best. #PregnantAtWork
I love hiring pregnant researchers to work from home. #PregnantAtWork
@jackthecat216 good for you but you are atypical
I wonder what the marital status is of the ladies who are #PregnantAtWork at Wal-Mart…
Maybe if you’re #PregnantAtWork you should have married a man who could provide for you?
The fastest way to predict if a woman is conservative is if she’s married. So all these #PregnantAtWork gals are probably single ladies.
Birth control can cause blood clots. Don’t prescribe it over the counter. Go to your doctor and get it.
I don’t support birth control over the counter. I support women making that decision with their doctor and getting a prescription.
Gay guys really need to stop quoting MLK. No one ever owned a gay person that didn’t want to be owned. #TimCook
@DrMartyFox pussy whipped
By the way everyone who knew anything about #TimCook knew he was gay years ago.
I hope to live in a country where the neuroatypical are afforded the same dignity as the homosexuals.
#PregnantAtWork is designed to pressure women to abort or Wal-Mart to break.
paulcarr In Taibbi’s emails to me, he called me a “lunatic” peddling “conspiracy theories” about him being at odds with Omidyar.
paulcarr He told me there had been no change at all in his agreement in Omidyar. That was in July. Now we know he sent his letter to Omidyar in June.
It’s just so brave to come out when you are a 53 year old CEO. #TimCook
It’s racist to target whites and blacks with different messages. #gasen
NoahCRothman “But for that [SYG] law, George Zimmerman may very well be in jail today.” - MSNBC’s Angela Rye. Categorically untrue.
Any chance we can get a reporter to ask President Obama or Harry Reid if he thinks non-citizens should be allowed to vote?
Salondotcom Lois Lerner’s hard drive issues show why we need more women in tech
I thought pregnancy was just a collection of cells? #PregnantAtWork
The corrupt, nepotistic, thuggish Mayor Tom Menino is dead. Good riddance. Thanks for ruining my hometown.
*puts down the crack pipe, decides against it, takes another hit, gets back to work*
Okay, no more screwing around with trolls. It’s time to flip some senate races.
@kwoods1960 there’s more money in it. LOL
My critics are so obsessed with me that they are chronicling all of the Apple products I own after I said Apple might make you gay. #TimCook
Now @Green_Footballs is lying about sending stalkers my way. Kind of lame.
I have to say that it’s kind of sad the way that the lesser Charles Johnson thinks I’m trying to intimidate him. He’s my stenographer.
It’s funny that #TimCook quoted MLK & RFK as RFK used to spy on MLK.
I knew Apple products make you gay… #TimCook
It’s annoying that TPM keeps calling me a “conservative.” I am a radical, a revolutionary, or if you prefer, a member of the Rebel Alliance.
@Zachy224 my mom is a liberal school teacher
Oh, by the way, gotnews secured the investment we need to take the company up a notch. More to report soon…
I notice that TPM left out that I had the octopus & the langoustine for dinner at the Italian restaurant near the lesser Johnson’s old home.
The lesser Charles Johnson is upset because I have photos of myself exercising the Second Amendment. The horror! #2A
@charlescwcooke if you don’t get the joke, maybe don’t weigh in…
Relax, guys. I don’t need where @Green_Footballs actually lives to make my point. I didn’t want to drive to Culver City in rush hour.
@TRONSHOW Cruz being bad on immigrAtion