Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

February 18th, 2015

@AKudj25 dude, read the article. It’s explained how base elections are harder to defeat. Conservatives out number liberals.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to AKudj25

@AKudj25 Yes because there’s no such thing as an “independent voter.” He’s explained this countless times.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to AKudj25

You know, Obama at this stage in the election in 2008 couldn’t win independents either.

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Grover Norquist met with Scott Walker tonight. So cross him off the list.

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@rowdy_tt The only candidate worth supporting is Ted Cruz.

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You agree with Ted Cruz on every issue but believe he can’t win? Why?

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The last person who said Ted Cruz couldn’t win was crushed after outspending him 3-1. Don’t repeat the RINO talking points.

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DRUDGE_REPORT CRUZ: WH ‘Counterfeiting Immigration Documents’… drudge.tw/1BmhL1f

via Drudge (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Okay, lefties. If you show up at the homes of candidates for office we will dox you…even if they are RINOs.

via Twitter for iPhone

Are we supposed to ignore that Scott Walker had a proudly pro-Planned Parenthood bimbo as his press secretary until very recently?

via Twitter for iPhone

The professor who bad mouthed Scott Walker teaches a course on Karl Marx because of course he does. pic.twitter.com/bD2dq5YV0i

via Twitter for iPhone

futurepundit All Of The Times That Muslims, Including US-Based Jihadis, Tried To Kill Cartoonist Lars Vilks bit.ly/1ApreF6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

It’s so refreshing to hear speak truth to power.

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Dear 20th century media, maybe if you didn’t cover up Obama’s past you’d know that every word of what said was true.

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You mean we aren’t all raised by white hating communists, Rudy Giuliani?

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“He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up.” —Rudy Giuliani.
You mean he listened to Wright damn America?

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Rudy Giuliani was right about Barack Obama. He must have read Obama’s book written by Bill Ayers.

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And what was it exactly that Rudy Giuliani said that was so offensive? Is the truth not a defense?

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I’m reserving judgment on Vanilla Ice arrest.

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There is no such thing as the patriarchy.

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Can we take bets now on the number of Democrats to be robbed in West Philadelphia at 2016 Democratic Convention?

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Axelrod Describes How Obama Supporters Creepily Used Facebook: youtu.be/DTAfMa0XjPI?a via @YouTube

via Google

.@ProfJeffJarvis Do you have a problem with interracial marriage?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ProfJeffJarvis

Why don’t future presidential candidates make more of their important policy speeches in swing states?

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VIDEO: Axelrod Describes How Obama Supporters Creepily Used Facebook: youtu.be/DTAfMa0XjPI

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If you have to say ‘I am my own man’ you aren’t.

via Twitter Web Client

salsop Wow: @adambain took @twitter from $0 to $1.4B in revenue in 4 years. As I said, wow! pic.twitter.com/emSnaL9yFW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Kind of weird watching David Axelrod talk about his communist father’s faith in the American dream on Charlie Rose. charlierose.com/watch/60516649

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You might be forgiven for thinking that many of the conservative organizations want a Hillary presidency with the Newsmax $1M donation.

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Mediaite Brian Williams Now NY Post’s All-Purpose Cover Punchline bit.ly/19waWi7 pic.twitter.com/9nv1fLi7rk

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

.@commiegirl1 honey you’re on my TL or are the meds causing you trouble again?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to commiegirl1

HILARIOUS VIDEO: Axelrod: Obama “Smartest Man He’s Ever Met”: youtu.be/vnMOkyippuY

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Axelrod: Obama “Smartest Man He’s Ever Met”: youtu.be/vnMOkyippuY?a via @YouTube

via Google

Axelrod: “I Covered A Lot of Murder & Mayhem Which Was Good Preparation for Chicago Politics.”: youtu.be/rFCFG1J90XQ?a via @YouTube

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Axelrod: Obama’s “Capacity For Narrative… Is An Exceptional Quality”: youtu.be/pyXc0BmBay8?a via @YouTube

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Axelrod: “I Covered A Lot of Murder & Mayhem Which Was Good Preparation …: youtu.be/rFCFG1J90XQ

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VIDEO: Axelrod: Obama’s “Capacity For Narrative… Is An Exceptional Quality”: youtu.be/pyXc0BmBay8

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State Dept. Deputy Spokeswoman Marie Harf Was Once Hospitalized For Toxic Tampon bit.ly/1ETlyks pic.twitter.com/iJhDjow2Vk

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lachlan Who you gonna believe, David Axelrod or your lying eyes? buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynsk… pic.twitter.com/2A0z4pLvlz

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

DineshDSouza THE BARD WEIGHS IN: “A walking shadow, a poor player, that struts…his hour upon the stage, & then is heard no more” pic.twitter.com/KEqki7zcir

via iOS (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

*Plays some Vanilla Ice*

via Twitter Web Client

aaronrobinow Muslims killed by ISIS: 10k+
Muslims killed by Boko Haram: 15k
Muslims killed in Syria: 210k
Muslims protest Fox News pic.twitter.com/haBwH5Tgnc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

jesseberney “Hmm this Chuck Johnson fellow seems to be getting a lot of attention, how can I get some of that?” -@DineshDSouza, apparently

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Word has it that biden tried it once with Hillary, but his hand froze upon contact.

via Twitter for iPhone

White house rumor: Michelle’s been asking Joe for a shoulder massage, given her loneliness, & says she hasnt been touched like that in years

via Twitter for iPhone

Word is, Michelle has been asking for Biden’s “golden touch”, saying she just wants *any* touch. But Joe wont go, already has his hands full

via Twitter for iPhone

White House rumor: Barry even asked Biden to give his Lady a little should rub too, since he was busy “golfing” with the guys. Joe said no

via Twitter for iPhone

DC rumor is that this is what Joe Biden has been doing to help Elizabeth Warren prepare her token white house run. Calls it “warming her up”

via Twitter for iPhone

Since 2012, Biden has thought Romney kept a binder full of women [magazines], and he keeps asking for them. Romeny got tired of answering

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Maybe Biden was telling Stephanie Carter that his son knows some great muscle relaxers that she could use/buy, offered to get them in touch?

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somewhere, Bill Clinton is watching Biden, and saying: “That’s my move”. He has already reached out to the lady for consoling.

via Twitter for iPhone

White House rumor: Joe Biden hasnt stopped asking for Mitt Romney’s ‘binder full of women’. Mitt had to block his phone #.

via Twitter for iPhone

It’s a strange convention of 20th century media that journalists can’t title their pieces. Why not, especially if they paid by the click?

via Twitter Web Client

We’re going to have some fireworks for CPAC.

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The next generation of journalism is going to be a lot more predatory, a lot more violent, a lot less collegial.

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iowahawkblog Puttin’ the “vice” in “Vice President” pic.twitter.com/htV4ArB2V2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:00 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

guardian Yanis Varoufakis: How I became an erratic Marxist trib.al/YfSj4lf

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 4:39 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

How dare those evil banks safeguard the privacy of their clients! Next they’ll work with the IRS to track down successful people!

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Gotnews.com has a lot of supporters in Florida & Texas.

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Watching Geraldo Rivera on Celebrity Apprentice & he’s clearly a big bullshitter than ever was.

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Don’t think people really read transcripts of interviews anymore. It’s put it in the lede or video it, right?

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AzMike623 Obama’s Recovery: Zillow CEO talks Trulia deal, integration and 350 layoffs fortune.com/2015/02/17/zil… pic.twitter.com/L89jwKGblz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:30 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@klejdys Not quite the same. There’s no randomness that takes advantage of previous likes.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to klejdys

So I have the Adult Friendfinder names of several MARRIED prominent lobbyists and government officials…

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Why is there no recommendation engine for magazine articles like there is for books (Amazon) or movies (Netflix)?

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Hmmmm… would you pay for this? I wouldn’t. RT Why Almost Nobody Wants to Pay for the ‘Netflix of Magazines’ bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Did Stephanie Carter bitch about getting some attention from Joe Biden? No? Then shut up about it, conservatives.

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I hate nearly all of the politicians in this country. If I could push the start over button I would press it over and over again.

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Hmmmmm RT Gawker Media working on video and an app this year capi.tl/1A4uoMA via @capitalnewyork

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Most people desperately want to believe that they actually have some measure of control on their world. They don’t but give them the feeling

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I’d much rather hang with womanizing Joe Biden than marathon fraud, Paul Ryan, even though Biden is sober. pic.twitter.com/rZ85bLiPRp

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I think people would donate to a charity that set up politicians with hookers, shady businessman, etc.

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Why don’t more people catfish horny public officials?

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Joe Biden is the last vestige of white male privilege at the White House. Discuss. pic.twitter.com/Mx3RyXs5ut

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Well, at least we know Biden is straight. pic.twitter.com/rF48M1PxRH

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I wish there were a hashtag for all of us who have good ideas but just want them to exist in the world & be companies even if others do them

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@futuretripping @TerrinaMajnoona It’s just odd. Why block me if you’re going to talk about me? It’s just lame.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to futuretripping

heepojeep @TerrinaMajnoona don’t forget @GotNewsDotCom when talking about @ChuckCJohnson and especially gotnews.com

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:48 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

.@futuretripping @TerrinaMajnoona I really find these tweets kind of lazy. Am I supposed to just stop working because losers don’t like me?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to futuretripping

philewing Soon-to-be-SecDef Carter’s wife, Stephanie, slipped on the ice on the way into the Building, poor woman. But @LMartinezABC sez she looked OK

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:35 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

20committee The Vice President has officially erased any line between Real Joe Biden and The Onion Joe Biden. thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:19 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

What’s wrong with this photo? He’s vice president. We have to give him 4 or 5 women a year or he kills the president? pic.twitter.com/HJQ1CHPnr6

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.@AryehCW Really enjoy your podcast. I never miss an episode.

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This @DefendWallSt guy is apparently pretty nuts, huh?

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This article about Twitter shaming is fascinating. Been there! RT How One Stupid Tweet Blew Up Justine Sacco’s Life nyti.ms/1F1nA5B

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@Jesse_sDad @foxandfriends @FoxNews true story: I was once offered a job at fox that I turned down “getting the Internet thing” to work.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jesse_sDad

Fresno farmers should invest more in building high growth companies rather than more farming especially if drought continues.

via Twitter for iPhone

foxandfriends Administration memo tells border agents they can release drunk drivers: fxn.ws/1vgbWAv pic.twitter.com/x0TcDHwVHi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:46 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

jboren4507 Work progressing on Armenian Genocide Monument @Fresno_State as preparations begin for 100th anniversary of tragedy: fresnobee.com/2015/02/10/437…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

CBS47 ‘Ghostbusters’ star to make appearance at Fresno City College tomorrow. @fresnocity | ow.ly/JdHvS

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 2:42 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

FSAthletics Fresno State mourns the passing of basketball legend Jerry Tarkanian. pic.twitter.com/b0e1rvWP8f

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:41 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

ABC30 Fresno photo business busted for illegal products with terrorist applications | bit.ly/17ohUDT

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 2:39 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

corinhoggard ONLY ON @ABC30, photo/video business emptied after a @DHSgov bust targeting an illegal product w/terrorist applications, at 6.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:37 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Nothing worse than GOP suits losing winnable races & blaming others.

via Twitter for iPhone

Iamthedoc5 ‘It’s equally possible that Deah Barakat’s hatred of whites could have provoked the incident’ gotnews.com/analysis-chape…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheMadHessian NCIS star Pauley Perrette lied under penalty of perjury in two Los Angeles courts. LA Officials are protecting her bit.ly/1ENDVqW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

LOVE Korean food & love Korean people. RT Korean Americans transforming the food scene in central Seoul wapo.st/1vuAXT8

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This GOP loser didn’t even his his Democrat opponent for covering up a staff inflicted DUI that killed a girl. dailycaller.com/2015/02/17/tea…

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VICE’s Shane Smith is so full of shit. He says in a Carr moderated panel that he’s worried about mobile content for India. What the fuck.

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k_mcq Huh: The victims’ father is a leader of a mosque which was raided for plotting to kill Marines. bit.ly/1vRkXAH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:19 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

k_mcq Diversity is strength. It’s also Muslim immigrants plotting to slaughter Marines. bit.ly/1vRkXAH

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:19 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

firedup99 BREAKING: Top Billionaire Karl Rove Donor Employs Major Liberal, Anti-Semitic Blogger WITH UPDATE—SHE’S IRANIAN

gotnews.com/breaking-top-b…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:19 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Talent always finds its level. Which is why you see Piers Morgan on Celebrity Apprentice.

via Twitter for iPhone

Is it nerdy to say that I’m kind of looking forward to ?

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freightfrogger .@piersmorgan @ChuckCJohnson they should try @SimonCowell next. Maybe they just picked the wrong smarmy Brit to school us.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:11 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rene_gadeCowboy Had the roles been reversed it would have made MSM for months pic.twitter.com/P2yxQKKuKp

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 2:09 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

weknowwhatsbest President Obama personally demonstrates for TSA airport agents how to profile everyone EXCEPT Islamic extremists. pic.twitter.com/NwkA4JhbLD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:59 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

It makes me so happy that Piers Morgan is mad at the new media that came for ’s scalp.

via Twitter for iPhone

piersmorgan Killing me with charm… the email from David Carr that led to the column that led to my departure from CNN. pic.twitter.com/21wqqtEo0z

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mediaite Piers Morgan: ‘Appalling’ Obama Would Use Finger Gun in BuzzFeed Video bit.ly/1D6weyW pic.twitter.com/JaNaxXRcCw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mediaite Piers Morgan Scolds Media for ‘Gleeful Vilification’ of Brian Williams bit.ly/1Dyqtsy (VIDEO) pic.twitter.com/UgUxIFD0ds

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

GotNewsDotCom Why Are LA Public Officials Helping To Smear A TV Star’s Ex-Husband? ift.tt/1MwiuAz pic.twitter.com/ZzQMDxfn9i

via IFTTT (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

GotNewsDotCom HILARIOUS: Shooting At the Obama Express Food Market ift.tt/1CFJqrR pic.twitter.com/fHIfee5FnV

via IFTTT (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

GotNewsDotCom BREAKING: Obama’s Justice Dept. Limits Publication of Interracial Crime Stats ift.tt/1E4bG9H pic.twitter.com/wEh7ILNj5d

via IFTTT (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Jesse_sDad Well now, @KarlRove, @Reince and the @GOP Had best be aware that we know this gotnews.com/breaking-top-b…
@SenateGOP @HouseGOP @WashingtonDCTea

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SuzyMcCarley Why Are LA Public Officials Helping To Smear A TV Star’s Ex-Husband? bit.ly/1ENDVqW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)