Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

March 30th, 2015

STKnutsen @ChuckCJohnson “When gay guys are about to have sex, do they shout ‘shotgun’ to see who gives first?” mambaonline.com/article.asp?ar…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

.@Gavin_McInnes @Trevornoah it is total bullshit. There’s no way his mother was ever arrested toward the tail end of apartheid.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Gavin_McInnes

Gavin_McInnes Interracial marriage became legal in 1985 when @Trevornoah was 1. @primatemachine @kanfwa88 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immoralit…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Gavin_McInnes Wait, this @Trevornoah set seems like bullshit. Wasn’t interracial marriage legal when he was a kid? youtu.be/2LQw_J-sbeU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

“People will always reflect on society,” says Trevor Noah “but comedians make them think about it consciously, in a very entertaining form.”

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Trevornoah The internet is a weird place. If you put up naked pictures nobody cares but if naked pictures of you get leaked then it’s on!

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trevornoah South Africans know how to recycle like israel knows how to be peaceful.

via TwitBird (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trevornoah Xbox and Playstation players are like Jews and Muslims. They are so similar but they hate each other so much!

via WhoSay (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog I’m digging this brilliant new comedy star Trevor Noah and his wacky irreverent take on the things that are like other things, and so forth

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog I guess that’s one way to keep Carlos Mencia from stealing you material pic.twitter.com/QVnNJNqwH0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog Amber Alert: the Chuckle Factory in Cedar Rapids is missing an Open Mic Night contestant pic.twitter.com/S8ODWEIBhz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trevornoah In Thailand hookers are so cheap, even cheaper than food. Tough choice between Big Mac or Quarter Poundher Deluxe.

via TwitBird (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog Trevor Noah voted 2nd Funniest Man in South Africa, after Oscar Pistorius

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trevornoah Messi gets the ball and the real players try foul him, but Messi doesn’t go down easy, just like jewish chicks.

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trevornoah I’m watching Olympic women’s hockey. It’s like lesbian porn. Without the porn.

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Who wants to see the video where Trevor Noah accuses Middle Americans of being racist?

via Twitter for iPhone

Here are all the grants Obama’s mother Ann Sutoro gave out from the Ford Foundation. pic.twitter.com/mondJE5J5L

via Twitter for iPhone

Trevornoah “Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy!” - fat chicks everywhere.

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

WATCH: Trevor Noah, the Daily Show’s new host, say terribly homophobic things about gays and prison rape. youtu.be/vs9LxYDdOFw?t=…

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Trevor Noah praised Democratic Alliance party member (think libertarian) Helen Zille & joked about ANC (think socialist) Julius Malemba.

via Twitter Web Client

Daily Show’s new host Trevor Noah accused of plagiarism in 2010 RT Rumours No Joke to Noah highbeam.com/doc/1G1-227949…

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It’s going to be really interesting when people find the new Daily Show host Trevor Noah’s Hitler jokes.

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Is anyone in Raleigh and want to take out ?

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DaphneScream @ChuckCJohnson @Free_Ross and now he will be no. 1 Dem in the senate? sic.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Trevornoah I apologise. RT @biscuit_of_rage: @Trevornoah correction Muslims don’t hate Jews. Jews hate Muslims.

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

DAVIDMDRAIMAN .WTF DID YOU SAY @Trevornoah? GOT ANYTHING ELSE SMART TO SAY ABOUT JEWS LITTLE ? pic.twitter.com/XfPdpcuR7o

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Before Ross Ulbricht was wrongly convicted I tweeted & wrote this. DEA apparently stole money in case & framed him. twitter.com/ChuckCJohnson/…

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samueloakford Ross Ulbricht’s lawyers claim indictment of 2 federal agents shows he wasn’t given a fair trial pic.twitter.com/viu9CJDxt7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

southtopia I demand one major media headline about the Secret Service scandal for every one that demonized Ross Ulbricht. @Free_Ross

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

kari_paul The Silk Road scandal that came out today will help Ross Ulbricht’s appeal motherboard.vice.com/read/the-deas-…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

FALSE ALARM: FRIEND TWEETED FROM MY ACCOUNT.

via Twitter Web Client

john1gun @drawandstrike A party that names Thad Cochran as Chair of the Appropriations Committee has NO interest at all in smaller government.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

john1gun @drawandstrike Totally safe GOP seat, pulled out all the stops to get senile earmark king Thad Cochran the primary nomination over McDaniel.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

drawandstrike So the problem here is decades old. It’s nothing new. GOP establishment needs Conservative votes to win elections, but hate conservatism.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

HouseCracka Teen libertarian takes on Brazil’s president, govt…

news.yahoo.com/teen-libertari… pic.twitter.com/FPeUxaBje1

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hilarious that my work is being taught at my college.

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It’s kind of creepy that the center features a full scale replica.

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Amazon tests delivery drones at secret Canada site after US frustration gu.com/p/47446/stw

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For over a year I have tried to free a man wrongly in jail. Now we hear DEA STOLE SILK ROAD MONEY. dailycaller.com/2013/11/27/par…

via Twitter for iPhone

WIRED Revelation of alleged Silk Road informant inside DEA follows repeated hints in Ross Ulbricht’s trial of those leaks wrd.cm/1MpY4LU

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

kashhill Story behind DEA agent who allegedly stole bitcoin while taking down Silk Road is actually even crazier than that. fusion.net/story/111691/a…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

business Ex-U.S. agents accused of pocketing bitcoins during probe bloom.bg/1G8TvjQ

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

JDratel Major Silk Road govt corruption scandal revelation today that we’ve had to sit on for four months and were not permitted to use at trial.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Charlize4Truth am I really being profiled in @jpitney’s class?

via Twitter for iPhone

thehill Kevin Spacey says Bill Clinton told him @HouseofCards is “99 percent” real: ow.ly/KZG8L pic.twitter.com/1pmedRl1J7

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

willstauff @ChuckCJohnson we are getting zero answers in our neck of the woods on this Homeland security story wjcl.com/2015/03/25/lud…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ANDREWTI One baller Hollywood move would be to join Scientology today.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AlisonVFreer LOL who would buy a custom ‘Suppressive Person’ T-shirt if I made them?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@Smart_Sapper12B @Kragar_LGF Yeah, not going with it. Going with Japanese destroyer logs.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Smart_Sapper12B

mat_johnson Sometimes you gotta write a book then build a religion based on it then escape the IRS on your ocean fleet staffed by brainwashed teens.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

mat_johnson If Church of Scientology has 3 billion dollars, why do all their backgrounds look like Power Rangers sets? pic.twitter.com/Z2IygjfPY8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

pmdfoster Bill Clinton, exits chauffeured SVU and “spreads his arms awaiting an aide to put his jacket on” …#2016 joys ahoy.

mobile.nytimes.com/2015/03/29/us/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

GrayConnolly Per @Doranimated below, people also forget how many assassinations IRGC has carried out in France against dissidents twitter.com/Doranimated/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@Smart_Sapper12B @Kragar_LGF Oh he was rammed but his crew shouldn’t have been. PT Boats are much, much faster than destroyers.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Smart_Sapper12B

@Smart_Sapper12B dude this happened. Japan destroyer logs confirm it. People died because of it.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Smart_Sapper12B

Janni_Joy Why it’s so hard to beat Scientology wpo.st/pWfA0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

During 2014 election a friend of mine went with Dan Malloy and his driver to a gay bar. He tried but failed to surreptitiously record it.

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While we’re on the subject of Ted Kennedy water sports let’s not forget that his brother JFK’s negligence killed people on PT Boat 109.

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Stay away from the water when you are near a Kennedy.

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Same night the nation was watching man land on the moon Ted Kennedy was killing his probably pregnant girlfriend, .

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Does someone’s Sixth Amendment rights continue until long after their dead? Could Ted Kennedy’s attorneys tell the truth?

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No autopsy was ever done on Ted Kennedy’s victim.

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mat_johnson PITCH: Tom Cruise infiltrates a space cult to save a blackmailed John Travolta, but decides to join them when he’s chosen as their new god.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

IMAO_ If you’re a Dem who can’t admit Ted Kennedy was an awful person, then it’s hypocritical to attack a Republican for absolutely anything.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@m_ouine on my mother’s side I’m all Frazzle.

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Had my first ever drink with Ted Kennedy. Milton Academy represent!

via Twitter for iPhone

allahpundit Obama: “What If We Carried Ourselves More Like Ted Kennedy?” realclearpolitics.com/video/2015/03/…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trevor Noah has mocked South African presidents Nelson Mandela & Jacob Zuma so he’s all right by me.

via Twitter for iPhone

Trevor Noah’s race obsession will make for interesting TV but he’ll get a pass for some trenchant comedy because he’s mixed race & foreign.

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LPDonovan Dan Malloy not demonstrating a great deal of self-awareness here, given that his state has its own RFRA on the books twitter.com/govmalloyoffic…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

.@Paul_Haggis do you think Scientology influenced your work?

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Paul_Haggis @Montel_Williams You want scary? Scientology used that Edmund Burke quote to rally support for the church when it was “under attack”

via Echofon (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Mar 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

I wish I were kidding about Governor Dan Malloy but he’s a really weird dude.

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The Connecticut governor Dan Malloy is rumored to attend gay bars so his move is pretty ridiculous.

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