No more tweeting because I’m drunk.
@MacBlauner probably because I misspelled it I’m
Wow, #MayPac is some racist bullshit. We all know who really won.
Turns out my bartender Texan doesn’t put up with no liberal bullshit.
I wanted the better man to win. I guess that isn’t boxing. #MayPac
Never send an Asian man in to do a white’s man job. #MayPac
Fuck all this racial equality shit! I can’t get a goddamn tacquitos! — liberal next to me in the bar
There was a black guy who stole AR-15s and sold them to the #Ferguson protestors— liberal next to me
@Davante_R I shit you not I will party with you & your female/s
Black people kill each other like its their job. — liberal at the bar
@Davante_R you took the irvine job? Let’s go to the beach.
@Davante_R we need to riot.
Don’t worry. Not in a gay bar. Just lots of fags.
I may accidentally be in a gay bar.
I don’t mind people getting fucked in the ass but I do mind people talking about it all the time.
@alex yeah watch South Park
Turns out the liberal next to me in the bar is a proud fag.
The liberal next to me in the bar didn’t worry about #Ferguson riots because his company had installed metal gates.
@Davante_R dude let’s get fucked up next time you are in LA or California
@Davante_R lol my nigga you are going to get me lynched
Why can you raise $500M for a football stadium but not the schools? — liberal next to me at the bar
I totally get rioting man! — the liberal next to me at the bar.
Where should I go in Australia?
Fuck if you entertain me I will follow you. Or if you are hot.
@JFabian24 of course
If you educate me I will follow you.
Where should I go in the Philippines? #MayPac
One day my asian friends… We shall overcome. #MayPac
I love drugs. I just don’t like talking about how much I love them, liberal douche.
This fucking liberal works in Ferguson for an oil & gas company and loves some marijuana. When am I allowed to kill him in Texas law?
I am a radical conservative so I drink old fashioneds.
You have to have at least 250 followers before I give a fuck.
Whenever someone uses the word affluent I just lose it.
This goddamn Kennedy bar is attracting all these fucking liberals. pic.twitter.com/Efv4ig17qh
I don’t think lack of opportunity is what’s going on in #ferguson, drunk liberal next to me at the bar.
This motherfucker next to me is a white liberal who is going on and on about #Ferguson.
Nothing is worse than a liberal sitting next to you in the bar.
MarengMiriam Congratulations Mayweather for winning the 3K Fun Run!
@jsundmanus I won’t tell
I just can’t watch them brutalize a beautiful black man. Also I don’t have HBO. #MayPac
Nothing like a good old fashioned race war to make the white people on Twitter happy. #MayPac
They should have had this ginger guard the $300m pot of gold. #MayPac
@JimBlaise I’m not a wanker
Black man fights brown man. Rich white people pay to watch. Who says violence isn’t the answer? #MayPac
How do you say ouch in Tagalog? #MayPac
The Kochs spent $300m on politics in 2014. Or what #MayPac earned tonight.
I am the #FloydMayweather of Twitter but I don’t hit the ladies.
Love how #MayPac will make $300M which is more than nearly every newspaper in the country is worth.
Woman beater Mayweather will make $62,500 a second in tonight’s fight but it’s cool because he’s black so he’s not privileged. #Pacquaio
.@Trillburne I’m a crack shot.
Trillburne dudes like Chuck Johnson complain about our “feminized” society- in a less “wussy” period of history, he would’ve died in a duel years ago
AdamWeinstein i mean boxing sucks but i might pay to watch manny pacquiao shove floyd mayweather down chuck c johnson’s cakehole till floyd has a red tail
Trillburne how Chuck Johnson’s “career” would’ve gone in 1820:
“hey Sheriff, I heard tell you were a pederast”
“scoundrel!” *bowie knife to the ribs*
@Bear2theRight I am
.@radleybalko and your anti-cop bigotry is costing serious damage to our country.
,@radleybalko I’ll admit that your support of them comes from anti-cop libertarianism rather than a desire for a social justice tyranny.
@TacoFetus until Monday
Saw way too many Muslim women in burkas in Dallas today… This won’t end well.
If I were a single man it’s pretty obvious I would live in Texas. But I love my wife too much to leave California. That’ll be my Alamo.
The media mean girls on Twitter have nothing on the psych warfare of the rich kids at my prep school against this scholarship boy. Amateurs
Goddamn do I love Texas.
Just like that I turn the conversation from #BaltimoreRiots to white, black Twitteratti living in million dollar homes bitching about cops
.@smithsj I encourage you to publish it publicly so everyone can see how shittily you live.
.@smithsj You seem to be very interested in my fictional bowel movements. I’d be happy to stop by & shit on your porch. What’s your address?
@HickoryTaylor Funny you should ask.
Every opportunity I have to increase my competition’s cost structure I will take.
.@Davante_R I wish I had. I’m pissed I didn’t shit on the floor. I hated living in the Third World country of college dorms.
I hate most of the journolists in this country & where possible I hunt them for sport online.
Everytime I’m accused of shitting on the floor by journolists I know they are covering up @mawilner battery of a girl on the dance floor.
.@jbarro You don’t have multiple fathers, do you? I forget where we are on the whole permissive sexuality, family structure thing.
.@jbarro I was referring to your father’s illustrious career, not your own lack of talent. Thank you for the opportunity to clarify.
Nothing I enjoy more than people who owe their careers to their father’s trying to make fun of me. h/t: @jbarro
.@smithsj Um no you didn’t. Lexis-Nexis has standards. I updated post now. All is in order. Go back to your overpriced housing & white guilt
.@smithsj Are you still trolling me, loser? I thought we settled that Gawker isn’t a legit publication years ago. They are just a blog.
@smithsj don’t know, didn’t poop on the floor. Saved someone’s life
Money can’t buy you love. White guilt can’t buy you respect.
@smithsj right and he lives in the multiple million dollar apartment
@smithsj he lives in Hamilton Heights
@smithsj I do.
@smithsj Go for it. You’re wrong. I used Lexis-Nexis. Both addresses are correct.
@smithsj he lives in a 1.4 m apartment
@smithsj No, I published his exact address. People can see for themselves how much it’s worth.
I do think it’s interesting that white pundits the #BaltimoreRiots live in shittier places than black pundits who support them. Hmmm….
@WattatD don’t know what you are talking about
.@radleybalko Sorry. Lexis-Nexis is wrong. I’ll correct it now.
@WattatD Really? What?
I didn’t dox anyone. I linked to their addresses from publicly available sources.
We need to either legalize all drugs (my favored option) or execute all drug dealers. No half measures. #FreddieGray
You might be doing heroin he was pushing to kids if you think #FreddieGray was a good guy.
Nobody wants the ghetto to suck. But are we really going to spend another trillion getting nowhere? #BaltimoreRiots
Nobody “deserves to die” but when you’re a heroin dealer maybe an early violent death is an occupational hazard. #FreddieGray
Calling me a racist for pointing out science of racial differences is like calling Galileo an astrologer for pointing out orbits.
We should end the drug war because it’s morally wrong but we shouldn’t pretend #FreddieGray wasn’t a drug dealing reprobate.
If you make your marriage your calling card we deserve to ask about it when your husband dies. #davegoldberg
In a just world police who kill drug dealers would get medals, not witch hunt investigations. #FreddieGray
@Davante_R I nearly had a heart attack laughing.
So sorry but you don’t get to call me a white supremacist for talking about science when you support murdering babies at Planned Parenthood.
It shouldn’t be allowed to cover up the death of someone in the public eye. #davegoldberg
patrickdwsn How did Dave Goldberg die? Everyone is reporting suddenly so why wouldn’t they just say a heart attack? Very sad stuff.
@rudepundit legacy and athletes help bring in money
@rudepundit no I just think that racism isn’t a criteria for admission
@blackrepublican yes and incorrect
Journalists applaud when the cops are told to stand down¬ enforce laws being broken, but then ask cops to help them with frivolous claims
The media is to blame for the #BaltimoreRiots.
LOL! At the people who want to call the cops on me for asking where pro-#BaltimoreRiots journalists live. Good luck with that.
If you live in a gated community or doorman apartment you don’t get to bitch about the police. #BaltimoreRiots
People who are pro-#BaltimoreRiots are harming my Baltimore-based family. They shouldn’t be allowed to live in lilly white areas.
I haven’t decided yet if I’m going to do something really controversial.
After the photo-op rally is finished, white media will back to their safe nice neighborhoods, leave the little people to go back the hood.
I wonder how many of the #FreddieGray rioters at the rally today bought water, snacks, or batteries at their local CVS en route to protest?
From Jayz to Biggie, Tupac, 50cent, SnoopDog, etc., the urban black community loves celebrating them some drug dealers. #FreddieGray victory
Do you think that Obama’s coke dealer at Occidental would have looked like #FreddieGray?
Where does @ebruenig live?
Where does Rania Khalek live?
@VirginAmerica Moron that I am I booked two seats to DCA for Monday, can I cancel one of them?
@vickskat Use the search function.
@vickskat you weren’t paying attention then.
Pop Quiz: Who said this?
“people, I heard your call for ‘No justice, no peace.”
a) pontious pilate,or b) #Baltimore States Attorney Mosley?
Fake rapes & #BaltimoreRiots rush to indictment are all about trying to end due process rights in the U.S.
Proud of my first employer RT Alan Dershowitz: Officers cannot get a fair trial cbsnews.com/videos/alan-de…
If the people of #Baltimore began CitizensArrests of those inciting violence and mob action, do you think that Al Sharpton would leave town?
If Mayor told cops *not* to arrest any people committing crimes in #BaltimoreRiots, why can’t there be Citizen Arrests? That can happen.
So who should I meet in Dallas?
@rudepundit not entirely true.
bree_mars Sorry. I just can’t get all worked up over a dead junkie who’s been dealing heroin to poor black kids for seven years.
We fought a revolution so you don’t have to care about #RoyalBaby.
Because colleges discriminate against Asians in SATs the Princeton Review encourages half white-half Asian kids to list white. Racism no?
The corruption in college admission boggles the mind. #SATs
SATs are usually the first time young people are discriminated against racially.
Here’s the evidence that colleges add SAT points if you’re black (230!) or Hispanic & take them away if you’re Asian. latimes.com/local/californ…
More blatimore irony: one of the black cops charged in death of black man is named “White”. You can’t make this shit up, illogical rioters.
If you’re black they add 200 points to your SATs & subtract 100 if you are Asian. Fair? Not so much.