Baltimore: “I’d like to loot the world a Coke”
.@Wolffofpsu I kept saying “do it pussy” throughout.
In The Rock, I kind of rooted for the villian: Ed Harris protecting his fallen troops from the mindless souless politicians
What if Jeb wins?! Columba will have to move out of her treehouse & quit the cookie biz.
I find myself quoting the Joke a lot as I cause media mayhem or twitter terrorism.
Juno — the too cool for school indie was ultimately pro-life.
Whatever happens next election we are going to have a hot First Lady again.
I liked how King Joffrey got down to business of wiping out his enemies.
What movie backfired by making you like the conservative character more?
It was hard to want professor X to win but hard to criticize him because he was crippled.
Michael Douglas in Falling Down. NOW more than ever!
I wanted Hannibal Lecter to win.
I wanted them to stop Ethan Hawke from being a genetic fraud in Gattaca. No one who has a heart condition should go into space.
@jdude988 I want legit news tho
Magneto was kind of right about humans wanting to fuck with the mutants. Charles Xavier shoulda let him take care of business.
What are some movies where you actually rooted for the villain?
The dramaramalama finds me in NYC
Angry Black man in NYC: mothafucka is you Chuck Johnson?
Me: no I is not.
I got tired of waiting for things to happen & started making them happy.
Generally speaking the women are hotter in California but the women in New York are classier. #marriedmannoticing
You get a charity fuck, you get a charity fuck, you’re all going home w/ charity fucks!!!
We should start a gofundme or kickstarter to get some of these feminists laid. Too much pent up anger.
jlepolastewart COPS Office conducting DOJ review does not have authority to file civil lawsuits if recommendations aren’t met—unlike DOJ Civil Rights Div
There’s nothing more interesting in business than a man who is serious about changing the world.
Breaking911 JUST IN: US Department of Justice To Launch Civil Rights Investigation Into The Baltimore Police Department
DOD employees used Gov’t credit cards for gambling & escorts — possibly to shield charges from spouses.
Terrorists, tornadoes, 2016, but CNN/AC360 devotes entire hour to Tom Brady. That White House snub will not go unpunished!
Bill O’Reilly is the focus of tonight’s “Did You Know That” segment. “No, Bill…I didn’t know that. Perhaps b/c it never happened.”
Welcome @TheCumiaShow followers!
I endorse UKIP because they are the Chuck Johnson of the UK. #GE15
Always awkward for Israel when England says it’s America’s greatest friend. #GE2015
Feds want public schools to adopt nondiscrimination for transgender teachers & students — or lose funding.
Nothing says dotting “I’s” & crossing “T’s” like arrest warrants for the wrong people.
Best performance in an unintentional comedy: Marilyn Mosby!
It’s OK, girls…Coach Brian can be in your locker-room b/c he ‘identifies’ with you!
Beheading & raping? Wake up people — their “fancier memes” are the problem, says Corey Booker.
Maybe we should have an art contest for memes…oh, wait…
Ex-Gitmo convicted prisoner released on bail. No flight risk there.
Ja Rule endorses Clinton. Nigga, please.
“From the beginning we knew this was a serious case”, says the woman who filed arrest warrants for the wrong White & Rice!
LaFemmeDeNY Rapper Ja Rule endorses Clinton (note: this is not a news story from 1996).
BrendanKutyNJ Ja Rule is trending. I knew every word to “Holla Holla” at age 12. Thug was my first career choice. Maybe I should give it another shot.
Mosby: “Col. Mustard in the van with a seatbelt” — Freddie Gray case unraveling.
In his song, “Can I Get A,” Ja Rule raps, “Makin em feel, slutted even if they don’t want it.” #HillaryClinton
Ja Rule raps “I got two or three hoes for every V / And I keep ‘em drugged up off that ecstasy.” #rapeculture
@rogerklotzo I have been. Many revenues mate
Dorian Johnson just wants to get his “Purple drank” on.
@klejdys email me a lost of fuck ups and I’ll fix
Dorian Johnson & ‘sizzurp: an eyewitness you can count on!
Freedom of speech is nonfuckingnegotiable. Having Muslims in your country is up for debate.
Seems too high. twitter.com/nro/status/596…
Damn I thought #DorianJohnson was going to be a particle physicist.
MSM: “suspicious Dorian Johnson arrested day after he filed lawsuit against LEO for excessive force in Brown death”.
Kind of think #stephencolbert can afford more than $800k. Why isn’t he giving up his fair share?
#DeflateGate is really about ring envy.
Oh, Canada! #OmarKhadr
Rawls’s veil of ignorance doesn’t apparently extend to being born white.
Why are white people the only group of people that can’t say “I like being white”?
@AASchapiro no because he hasn’t officially announced
I don’t really get why people think I’m controversial for saying what most people think.
Proposed: Twitter is forcing people to become better writers. Every character — not just word — matters.
It doesn’t logically follow that if there are genetic differences among racial populations all of the racial population must carry traits.
People who can’t think statistically really suck.
I don’t like some truths but feel duty bound to tell them. That’s life, man.
I don’t “believe” racial or genetic differences among IQ anymore than a “believe” gravity or the double helix.
There seems to be a lot of confusion by online conservatives about innate racial differences among populations, very strange.
Blogger Charles the Lesser seeking funds to write about Journalist Charles C Johnson, continue stalking & online bullying.
Someone should send some prostitutes to ensnare some of the Muslim imams.
WalshFreedom People ask me what political shows I listen to. I don’t. I like sports and guys like Cumia, Carolla, Rogan. Got to lighten it up a bit.
Gavin_McInnes “WHAT DO WE WANT? DEAD COPS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!” -Free Speech
(a drawing) -Hate Speech
Charles the Lesser calls attempted murder victim Pam Geller a “hater.” Most of world yawns.
The lesser Charles Johnson is asking for donations to write about the better Charles Johnson.
SooperMexican I love how liberals who mocked conservatives’ fear of shariah law in America are now the most vocal in shutting down ‘insults’ to Muhammad..
Not a big self preservation instinct among New Yorkers.
RuckCohlchez There is a real psychotic underbelly of conservative fascism on Twitter. Chuck Johnson is just its most visible product.
I know this might scare you but I’m going after every single candidate for 2016, including the ones I like.
Je suis Charlie, mais Je ne suis pas Pamela Geller…b/c you know…it’s totally different.