Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson)

Fresno, L.A., up in the air

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ChuckCJohnson ever

May 7th, 2015

sheepdog5931 @ChuckCJohnson They’re just speaking truth to Powerade.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Baltimore: “I’d like to loot the world a Coke”

via Twitter for iPhone

.@Wolffofpsu I kept saying “do it pussy” throughout.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Wolffofpsu

Wolffofpsu @ChuckCJohnson Plus he threatened chemical warfare on a hopelessly Democrat district

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

In The Rock, I kind of rooted for the villian: Ed Harris protecting his fallen troops from the mindless souless politicians

via Twitter for iPhone

What if Jeb wins?! Columba will have to move out of her treehouse & quit the cookie biz.

via Twitter for iPhone

I find myself quoting the Joke a lot as I cause media mayhem or twitter terrorism.

via Twitter for iPhone

Juno — the too cool for school indie was ultimately pro-life.

via Twitter for iPhone

CampbellsPoop Every time I see this movie I wish the nuke had gone off. youtube.com/watch?v=spOWFb… twitter.com/ChuckCJohnson/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:36 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Whatever happens next election we are going to have a hot First Lady again.

via Twitter for iPhone

I liked how King Joffrey got down to business of wiping out his enemies.

via Twitter for iPhone

What movie backfired by making you like the conservative character more?

via Twitter for iPhone

It was hard to want professor X to win but hard to criticize him because he was crippled.

via Twitter for iPhone

Davante_R No doubt about it. Heat twitter.com/ChuckCJohnson/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:28 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Michael Douglas in Falling Down. NOW more than ever!

via Twitter for iPhone

I wanted Hannibal Lecter to win.

via Twitter for iPhone

I wanted them to stop Ethan Hawke from being a genetic fraud in Gattaca. No one who has a heart condition should go into space.

via Twitter for iPhone

Magneto was kind of right about humans wanting to fuck with the mutants. Charles Xavier shoulda let him take care of business.

via Twitter for iPhone

jhewitt123 Baltimore actually keeps their coke machines inside freakin cages.
Like this:
@ImInviz @ChuckCJohnson @HouseCracka pic.twitter.com/1QqOzd5eeg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:20 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

What are some movies where you actually rooted for the villain?

via Twitter for iPhone

SnakebiteJones @ChuckCJohnson Definitely fake, but is it the ginger equivalent of a minstrel show? Apparently Gingers aren’t easily offended.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:09 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

The dramaramalama finds me in NYC

via Twitter for iPhone

BroBible Want To Bang A Married Chick? Join Tinder Because Apparently A TON Of Them Are On There — brobible.it/1zPsS3r

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:02 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Angry Black man in NYC: mothafucka is you Chuck Johnson?
Me: no I is not.

via Twitter for iPhone

I got tired of waiting for things to happen & started making them happy.

via Twitter for iPhone

DanteTheInferno @kickstarter What action do you plan to take in response to @nicolehe’s racist ramblings on her Twitter feed? twitchy.com/2014/11/28/ser…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:51 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Generally speaking the women are hotter in California but the women in New York are classier.

via Twitter for iPhone

You get a charity fuck, you get a charity fuck, you’re all going home w/ charity fucks!!!

via Twitter for iPhone

We should start a gofundme or kickstarter to get some of these feminists laid. Too much pent up anger.

via Twitter for iPhone

chrishansen We had a big day yesterday! Closing in! 86%. Let’s finish big! Kickstarter Shortlink: kck.st/1FKO2Mh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:28 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

jlepolastewart COPS Office conducting DOJ review does not have authority to file civil lawsuits if recommendations aren’t met—unlike DOJ Civil Rights Div

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

LadyVeteran23 Watch 2nd stop & ems 11:00-16:10 unreported stop/call ems
28:45-38:00 ems so late + sits around youtu.be/d6Ksrd3PSC0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:25 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

dalialama__ @ChuckCJohnson you know what should be up for debate is having gingers in this country you soulless piece of shit (other gingers r welcome)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:17 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

There’s nothing more interesting in business than a man who is serious about changing the world.

via Twitter for iPhone

Breaking911 FLASH: The FBI’s Secret Air Force Was Spying on Baltimore Rioters - bit.ly/1Pta6QM pic.twitter.com/LmKX62SkZk

via BREAKING NEWS Testing new (retweeted on 6:59 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Breaking911 JUST IN: US Department of Justice To Launch Civil Rights Investigation Into The Baltimore Police Department

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:59 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

onsandhillroad @joerogan @ChuckCJohnson a props your discussion on what to do about ghettos. today.com/news/millionai…

via iOS (retweeted on 6:53 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

ChristineDByers Charging doc for Dorian Johnson pic.twitter.com/43EXwfoXzd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:05 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

DOD employees used Gov’t credit cards for gambling & escorts — possibly to shield charges from spouses.

via Twitter for iPhone

cvcardillo Having a great dinner with @ChuckCJohnson and @jayhup hope Charles doesn’t take me down if the food sucks.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:04 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Terrorists, tornadoes, 2016, but CNN/AC360 devotes entire hour to Tom Brady. That White House snub will not go unpunished!

via Twitter for iPhone

Bill O’Reilly is the focus of tonight’s “Did You Know That” segment. “No, Bill…I didn’t know that. Perhaps b/c it never happened.”

via Twitter for iPhone

I endorse UKIP because they are the Chuck Johnson of the UK.

via Twitter for iPhone

Always awkward for Israel when England says it’s America’s greatest friend.

via Twitter for iPhone

Feds want public schools to adopt nondiscrimination for transgender teachers & students — or lose funding.

via Twitter for iPhone

Nothing says dotting “I’s” & crossing “T’s” like arrest warrants for the wrong people.

via Twitter for iPhone

Best performance in an unintentional comedy: Marilyn Mosby!

via Twitter for iPhone

It’s OK, girls…Coach Brian can be in your locker-room b/c he ‘identifies’ with you!

via Twitter for iPhone

Beheading & raping? Wake up people — their “fancier memes” are the problem, says Corey Booker.

via Twitter for iPhone

Maybe we should have an art contest for memes…oh, wait…

via Twitter for iPhone

Ex-Gitmo convicted prisoner released on bail. No flight risk there.

via Twitter for iPhone

Ja Rule endorses Clinton. Nigga, please.

via Twitter for iPhone

So we are going to just relive the 90s now.

via Twitter for iPhone

“From the beginning we knew this was a serious case”, says the woman who filed arrest warrants for the wrong White & Rice!

via Twitter for iPhone

Melpomenemuses @samfbiddle are you going to roll over for ? @ChuckCJohnson twitter.com/samfbiddle/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:23 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RobDotHutton EXIT POLL: Con: 316; Lab: 239; SNP: 58; LD: 10; UKIP.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:05 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

brandon_stewart This single line from @TheTransom may be the most succinct take on @GovMikeHuckabee I’ve seen. pic.twitter.com/50y0mlfvdv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:05 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

LaFemmeDeNY Rapper Ja Rule endorses Clinton (note: this is not a news story from 1996).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:58 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

BrendanKutyNJ Ja Rule is trending. I knew every word to “Holla Holla” at age 12. Thug was my first career choice. Maybe I should give it another shot.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:57 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

DoctorWhite78 Ja Rule supported Irv Gotti who laundered millions in heroin profits @ChuckCJohnson mtv.com/news/1516771/j… pic.twitter.com/VjMuSZ0NWc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mosby: “Col. Mustard in the van with a seatbelt” — Freddie Gray case unraveling.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChuckCJohnson

00patriot @ChuckCJohnson how about this one:
To all my niggas that be livin it up, we say…
To all my bitches that be givin it up, ah
@HillaryClinton

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:50 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

LoganGV Ja Rule trending reminded me of this gem. Eminem - Go To Sleep ft. Obie Trice, DMX (Ja Rule Diss) youtu.be/WNuGgzM1N4M

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:46 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

PatrickSvitek PSA — All tweets involving Ja Rule and current events gotta include this bit: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddY…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:45 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

In his song, “Can I Get A,” Ja Rule raps, “Makin em feel, slutted even if they don’t want it.”

via Twitter for iPhone

Ja Rule raps “I got two or three hoes for every V / And I keep ‘em drugged up off that ecstasy.”

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m not ready for to put it on me.

via Twitter for iPhone

Who wants to tweet the absurd shit that has said about women?

via Twitter for iPhone

Dorian Johnson just wants to get his “Purple drank” on.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChuckCJohnson

@klejdys email me a lost of fuck ups and I’ll fix

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to klejdys

Dorian Johnson & ‘sizzurp: an eyewitness you can count on!

via Twitter for iPhone

ClintonOShea @ChuckCJohnson Wait - what now? You’re going to be on The @AnthonyCumia Show?! :D

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Freedom of speech is nonfuckingnegotiable. Having Muslims in your country is up for debate.

via Twitter for iPhone

NRO Report: Only 16% of Baltimore Teens Raised With Married Parents — @cnsnews
bit.ly/1Qquogm

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:56 PM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Damn I thought was going to be a particle physicist.

via Twitter for iPhone

MSM: “suspicious Dorian Johnson arrested day after he filed lawsuit against LEO for excessive force in Brown death”.

via Twitter for iPhone

Going to be on … If you like my work naming the uva rape liar and other stuff link is gotnews.com/donate pic.twitter.com/81UJT7m9ux

via Twitter for iPhone

Kind of think can afford more than $800k. Why isn’t he giving up his fair share?

via Twitter for iPhone

Rawls’s veil of ignorance doesn’t apparently extend to being born white.

via Twitter for iPhone

Why are white people the only group of people that can’t say “I like being white”?

via Twitter for iPhone

@AASchapiro no because he hasn’t officially announced

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AASchapiro

I don’t really get why people think I’m controversial for saying what most people think.

via Twitter for iPhone

Proposed: Twitter is forcing people to become better writers. Every character — not just word — matters.

via Twitter for iPhone

It doesn’t logically follow that if there are genetic differences among racial populations all of the racial population must carry traits.

via Twitter for iPhone

People who can’t think statistically really suck.

via Twitter for iPhone

I don’t like some truths but feel duty bound to tell them. That’s life, man.

via Twitter for iPhone

I don’t “believe” racial or genetic differences among IQ anymore than a “believe” gravity or the double helix.

via Twitter for iPhone

There seems to be a lot of confusion by online conservatives about innate racial differences among populations, very strange.

via Twitter for iPhone

Blogger Charles the Lesser seeking funds to write about Journalist Charles C Johnson, continue stalking & online bullying.

via Twitter for iPhone

Someone should send some prostitutes to ensnare some of the Muslim imams.

via Twitter for iPhone

SooperMexican Hey @soledadobrien all these people calling Putin a “thug” are using code for the n-word huh? wp.me/p1s2oW-2HM pic.twitter.com/ZweQ64W4Gv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

MicaVimToot @Green_Footballs I donate to Chuck Johnson. You are the wrong Johnson, appeaser. .@ChuckCJohnson @DrMartyFox

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:59 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

AnthonyCumia RT @lumber151:Is there anything you miss about working at SiriusXM ?

-Some of the people. Some guests I’d have liked to talk to.

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 10:55 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SQUlDZ NIGGA YOU WHAT? “@MagicJohnson : Just got done donating blood to charity.” pic.twitter.com/PbT7TNP4sL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

WalshFreedom People ask me what political shows I listen to. I don’t. I like sports and guys like Cumia, Carolla, Rogan. Got to lighten it up a bit.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:54 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gavin_McInnes “WHAT DO WE WANT? DEAD COPS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!” -Free Speech
(a drawing) -Hate Speech

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:53 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gavin_McInnes Why was going “out of her way” to offend Muslims? She knew the Taliban didn’t want her to go to school.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

mrtom2360 @ChuckCJohnson Texas terrorists’ mosque in Phoenix is reportedly controlled by a Muslim Brotherhood front group.
thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/report…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Charles the Lesser calls attempted murder victim Pam Geller a “hater.” Most of world yawns.

via Twitter for iPhone

The lesser Charles Johnson is asking for donations to write about the better Charles Johnson.

via Twitter for iPhone

Carolina_Girl3 @NolteNC Oh this is rich — didn’t this clown snot and snark at @ChuckCJohnson not too long ago for seeking donations?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:31 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

NolteNC Money-grubbing, American troop-hating liar is asking for donations… twitter.com/Green_Football…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:31 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

nfergus UK economic policy since 1948 in 1 chart. Notice the pattern over 67 years. Labour screws up. Conservatives clear up. pic.twitter.com/NAEYYbjJEO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:11 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SooperMexican After reading the rape scene in fountainhead 😁😁 RT @GaltsGirl: @SooperMexican When did you get so bitter, Soop baby?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:09 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SooperMexican Guy who knew Garland shooter: “I’m not saying it was Allah, but…. It was Allah….” pic.twitter.com/UBx6QD0oKF

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:06 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SooperMexican I love how liberals who mocked conservatives’ fear of shariah law in America are now the most vocal in shutting down ‘insults’ to Muhammad..

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:06 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SooperMexican Headline on Drudge and three top stories all from my ISIS find, barely cited. wp.me/p1s2oW-2HH pic.twitter.com/jKZ9fqPYD0

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:05 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

stevebenen First, Jeb Bush. Then, Rand Paul.

What’s with all the Charles Murray references among GOP 2016ers? on.msnbc.com/1DU484G

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:04 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Not a big self preservation instinct among New Yorkers.

via Twitter for iPhone

kcjohnson9 MTC: Harvard political donation stats from @thecrimson; & limited ideas of campus diversity:
mindingthecampus.org/2015/05/divers…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:25 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

iowahawkblog He’s collecting bribes in heaven now MT @Austin_CP Former U.S. House Speaker Jim Wright Dies

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:24 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RuckCohlchez There is a real psychotic underbelly of conservative fascism on Twitter. Chuck Johnson is just its most visible product.

via Twitter for Android Tablets (retweeted on 6:17 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Send me every interview Carlton Lee has ever done. He’s the pastor who allegedly burned down his own church.

via Twitter for iPhone

NJBrianx22 @ChuckCJohnson If you consider yourself a Journalist, it’s actually your job to properly vet every single candidate publicly.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:15 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

DavidJo52951945 UKIP on track for huge success on election night express.co.uk/comment/expres…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:09 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

alexiszotos Police arrested Michael Gordon saying he met to test drive the car listed on and shot him. pic.twitter.com/qsIOJhnWSz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:06 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

CaseyNolen Police say Michael Gordon met over Craigslist, murdered him at lunch and went back to work. pic.twitter.com/odFXBxUYW0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:05 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

FOX2now MISSING: Taylor Clark, 19, last seen 5/4 driving a Nissan 350 ZX. If seen call Madison Co Sheriff at 618-692-0871 pic.twitter.com/hlUffk6OZD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

PossumAndPintos Black man kills unarmed white kid pic.twitter.com/MjtD28Hh4v

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

greymagus @ChuckCJohnson Aucun risque d’être Charlie, un nom de marque gauchiste. Vive Pamela, heroïne Americaine!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:56 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

I know this might scare you but I’m going after every single candidate for 2016, including the ones I like.

via Twitter for iPhone

thehill FBI records: Joan Rivers received death threats hill.cm/hM4Dwih pic.twitter.com/wKA7el85sS

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 4:33 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

k_mcq Rampant STDs must never be blamed on leftists and promiscuity — they’ve only run the scene for the past 40 years!!1 twitter.com/nydailynews/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:33 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Je suis Charlie, mais Je ne suis pas Pamela Geller…b/c you know…it’s totally different.

via Twitter for iPhone