Upon reading about how much #EmmaSulkowicz loves it up the butt (& then to lick it orally, really, read it), Bill Clinton wants her digits.
Marco Rubio: “Thirsty” (Mariah Carey)
The most disturbing thing on HBO is Lena Dunham’s nude scenes, not Game of Thrones rape.
Hillary Clinton: “99 Problems” (Jay-Z)
Bernie Sanders: “Imagine” (John Lennon)
Rand Paul: “All By Myself” (Eric Carmen)
Obama’s red lines & Emma Sulkowicz’s red tape. Equally meaningless.
Jeb Bush: “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” (The Hollies)
Ted Cruz: “Rebel Yell” (Billy Idol)
Chris Christie: “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (Simon & Garfunkel)
Hillary Clinton: “Don’t Speak” (No Doubt)
It’s time for “Name That Candidate’s Tune”!
Hillary Clinton: I have nothing to hide…which is why I’ve been instructed to keep my mouth shut.
Hillary Clinton: I want those emails out so people learn as much as they can…which is why I wiped my server.
Hillary Clinton: The emails are not my property…which is why they’re on my private server.
Hillary Clinton finally takes questions and proves silence IS golden.
@topspin888 she actually said it.
Nero Amazed at the people moaning about Game of Thrones. If there’s a fictional rape to be angry about surely it’s the one in Rolling Stone.
What is wrong with #EmmaSulkowicz’s parents that they left her so starved for attention that she was begging guys to fuck her in the ass?
WalshFreedom Chicago is junk status. Chicago is the new Detroit. Chicago doesn’t have Robocop. Chicago has Rahm. Sad days for my city.
In a just country Beau Biden would be getting treated in prison.
Alex Garland Has Written The Story Concept For ’28 Months Later’ best-horror-movies.com/news?name=alex…
Karma is one heavy bitch, Emma. Carry THAT weight. #EmmaSulkowicz
I hate rape victims so much that I hire them, fight for them, & help them get real justice by exposing frauds like EmmaSulkowicz.
Get ready for the real world, Emma. No “safe-spaces” here. #CarrytheWeight
ISIS has victory parade through Ramadi & the White House watches.
You think someone will pay for your shit-stained, semen-soiled excuse for a thesis?! God…you really are delusional! #EmmaSulkowicz
What happens to Emma Sulkowicz’s mattress? I hear the trash has a vacancy.
This administration had a big hand in the torture of Paul Nungesser. Shame on you, bullies!
German student comes to America to attend University and is tortured. I thought we didn’t do that? #ColumbiaCommencement
@CaptHaddock83 Who is the one with the tiara?
The minimum wage is becoming a maximum wage for 1099 contractors.
Why do the walk of shame when you can self-righteously cry rape?
If only Emma Sulkowicz was bent over a desk…try carrying THAT weight!
If only Emma Sulkowicz got laid on a couch…try carrying THAT weight!
If only we could get Jodie Foster to carry around a pinball machine. THAT would be impressive!
Can’t wait for Emma Sulkowicz to step into the real world. Try lugging that mattress on the Subway @ rush hour.
.@SeverEnergia Find them and destroy them.
.@beerandfeminism Why are you raping my Twitter feed? No means no.
@laureldlieb It’s in the deposition.
@laureldlieb She said that.
It’s a shame we don’t have Bloomberg’s public health office to ban #EmmaSulkowicz from carrying her ecoli mattress around.
Just like immigration, the government doesn’t have the resources to enforce minimum wage laws. Only selective prosecutions. #LosAngeles
My Korean grocer friends don’t pay minimum wage laws now. They ain’t paying it at 15 bucks an hour. #LosAngeles
Celebrate 50 years of terrible government policy that doesn’t actually boost IQ scores! #HeadStart
I guess we’ll just hire illegals. #LosAngeles
Who are the dumb bitches who helped her carry the mattress today? Can their names be published for accessory to crime of slander & libel?
Most of #LosAngeles works by people working under the table anyways.
#LosAngeles is not California.
The price will be put onto the consumers, who are often minimum-wage works too. Nasty cycle. No one wins, but politicians. #LosAngeles
What are we Californian business owners supposed to do? Run away? It’s time to stay and fight. #LosAngeles
WalshFreedom Los Angeles approves of a $15/hour minimum wage. I’m sure businesses will be lining up…to move out of California.
.@Nero How can I come?
@VerumVulnero1 Because they are all black, yo.
Game of Thrones finale lined up nicely w/ #mattressgirl. Let’s hear it for fictitious rape!
Sen. McCaskill & Sen. Gillibrand are both now vocal opponents of fictitious rape! #GameOfThrones
What about that rape scene in PRECIOUS?! Thoughts, Sen. McCaskill? #GameOfThrones
Funny how fictitious rape scenes never batted an eyelash before. Hmmmm… #GameOfThrones
Obama’s foreign policy consists of setbacks, JayVee, & red lines. When it comes to LGBT issues it’s code-red/all hands on deck. #ourgayprez
Maybe the Bandidos & Cossacks can lend a hand in Iraq.
The 25,000 Iraqis who fled Ramadi might beg to differ on that whole “setback” thing.
Josh Earnest on ISIS: “Are we going to light our hair on fire every time we have a setback?”
So, Sen. McCaskill was cool w/ child thrown off roof & crippled, but draws the line @ rape? Just checking… #GameOfThones
Sen. McCaskill is done with Game of Thrones. This woman was elected?! Send her to the dragons.
If you’re bothered by rape scenes on a show with dragons…you might want to keep it to yourself.
CNN/Brooke Baldwin: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! There have been OTHER rape scenes on Game of Thrones?!”
Emma Sulkowicz’s mattress doesn’t belong on stage. On fire is a good start though.
Stop enabling unstable, vindictive liars by referring to them as “student crisis intervention cases”!
Why is Univ of Minn false rape claim now classified as “student crisis intervention case”?
Emma Sulkowicz & Jackie Coakley share one thing in common: Unrequited love. NOT rape!
Emma Sulkowicz was NOT raped! She WAS scorned!
Emma Sulkowicz is really attached to her mattress. It must be Tempur-Pedic.
#EmmaSulkowicz carried her mattress at an honors commencement, not at the main event. That’s tomorrow.
@Kevin_Mackie she was never raped
Justice is coming. #mattressgirl
Emma Sulkowicz job interview: “Will my soiled mattress have a cubicle?”
Good luck job-hunting, #EmmaSulkowicz. Not so sure your soiled mattress will be welcome. I pledge to boycott any place that hires you.
The most disgusting part of #mattressgirl is how Columbia U audience applauded her carrying the mattress to commencement.
Congrats Sen Gillibrand & Samantha Power for having a hand in the destruction of an INNOCENT young man’s life.
He’s Just Not That Into You, Emma Sulkowicz. Let it go already. Desperation’s not a good look.
Hell hath no fury like unrequited love. #EmmaSulkowicz
Emma Sulkowicz was enabled by the press, Sen. Gillibrand, and Ambassador Power. #mattressgirl
@HercFamily5 don’t buy it
Malcolm X’s lawyer, Percy Sutton, wrote Obama a letter of recommendation to Harvard. POLITICO’s Ben Smith suppressed the rest of the story.
Women: if you “claim” to have been raped, but don’t press charges or report the perp you are just as bad as the rapist & hurt later girls.
2012: Soros said riots were coming to US. Easy to predict when you orchestrate.
#HillarysToDoList Whack O’Malley.
I believe Malcolm X’s conversion to Islam was a means of pumping Saudi money into US. Farrakhan felt threatened & had him whacked.
Obama loved Malcolm X’s racism… If you believe Obama wrote his first book.
Why is entire Balt. Gov’t connected to Soros’s OSI? City councilman, mayor, prosecutor, Fed judge 4th circuit court of appeals?
I highly recommend reading Manning Marable’s book on Malcolm X so you can learn how crazy the Nation of Islam is.
Soros’ OSI field office in “test city” of Baltimore.
Why is Baltimore home to the only OPEN SOCIETY INSTITUTE (OSI) field office?
Why was the NAACP President on Mosby’s transition team?
Why is Mosby seeking a gag order for the defense? A fear of the truth coming out?
“How” you would prosecute? Isn’t the LAW the Law?
Did Mosby run on the promise to prosecute LEO for crimes against blacks?
Did Mosby have transition team to set agenda for HOW she would prosecute?
Wasn’t Freddie Gray a “repeat offender”?
Mayor Rawlings-Blake: “We will continue to put MORE police on streets & will maintain INTENSE focus on violent repeat offenders”
City Council Pres, Jack Young’s nephew shot/killed one week before Freddie Gray arrest.
Were Baltimore police instructed to round-up “repeat offenders” after City Council Pres’ nephew shot?
I counted at least 5 different races in NY Starbucks. C’mon everybody! Let’s talk it out, “together”!
Ummmm, so would now be a good time to discuss race “together”? #Starbucks
I think anyone who wants a “special straw” deserves to be shamed.
Bitter, party of one. Carry THAT weight, Emily Renda.
Willful Blindness. Carry THAT weight, Sen. Gillibrand.
When you can’t get the boy of your dreams…even in your dreams. Carry THAT weight, Jackie Coakley.
A total loss of credibility. Carry THAT weight, Sabrina Rubin Erdely.
He’s just not that into you. Carry THAT weight, #EmmaSulkowicz.
Stupidity is quite the cross to bear. Carry THAT weight, Ambassador Power. #fakerape
A life-altering, malicious lie is quite the burden. Carry THAT weight.